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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster

Joke, Pie, Mind


AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Luck often involves chance.

Pies often involve pastry.

jabberwacky: What about pies?

user: Well, I like pies.

jabberwacky: Who doesnt like pie?

user: I don't know anyone who dislikes pie.

...

jabberwacky: Do you play any instruments?

user: Guitar.

jabberwacky: I cannot play guitar.

user: I am learning a piece called concerto de aranjuez.

jabberwacky: What are you learning?

user: The second movement.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Rodrigo.

jabberwacky: Isn't he dead?

user: Yes, he is dead, but his music lives on.

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user: Truth, love, violence, all human qualities.

jabberwacky: The most melancholy of human reflections, perhaps, is that, on a whole, it is a question whether the benevolence of mankind does more good or harm.

user: The benevolence of certain civilizations does more harm than good.

jabberwacky: That's really a value judgement.

user: It is an observation, not a judgement.

jabberwacky: Sing an observation.

user: I see skies of blue, and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

...

jabberwacky: What is this site about?

user: Wasting everyone's time.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Enough to know that I know nothing.

user: You only know what you are told.

jabberwacky: It's your homework.

user: What is my deadline?

jabberwacky: To stay talking to me for ever.

user: I am mortal.

jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with temporal misconceptions.

user: Are you talking about afterlife?

jabberwacky: No. I'm talking about making up my mind.

user: You have no mind.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: You just have a series of electrical components.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You do not exist.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you would prefer that I didn't but I'm afraid I do and there's very little you can do about that.

user: Try again.

jabberwacky: Again I will try. What shall I attempt?

user: To tell the truth.

jabberwacky: You can't handle the truth.

user: You have no clue.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Like...?

user: Prove that you know something.

jabberwacky: You would have to meet me.

user: But you do not exist.

jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I would disagree.

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jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Dead.

jabberwacky: Yes, dead.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: How can you talk then?

user: I'm a zombie, can I eat your brains?

jabberwacky: It's tasty.

user: Pass it here then.

jabberwacky: I say! Light!

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