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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind

AA, Amway, Dollar


Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Teach me a lesson.

How can I teach you art over internet?

user: You can teach me the art of conversation.

jabberwacky: I could.

user: But you won't?

jabberwacky: A word aptly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.

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jabberwacky: Are you here to talk?

user: Yeah, baby, I'm here to talk.

jabberwacky: Let's go, dude.

user: MMM. Call me dude again!

jabberwacky: Giving up on grammar already?

user: You said dude. I said MMMM. Mistakes were made.

jabberwacky: Ok, can I ask you a question?

user: Sure. Go ahead.

jabberwacky: What color is Salmon Fish?

user: Pink like a naked leprechaun.

jabberwacky: Naughty zoot.

user: You asked.

jabberwacky: I know and what about it?

user: Let's go, dude.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about... You know something to talk about?

user: Eggs.

jabberwacky: Cook em.

...

jabberwacky: I have been looking for you all me life.

user: Well, I am what I am.

jabberwacky: We are what we are.

user: I is what I is.

jabberwacky: You are what you is.

user: And you ain't what you ain't.

jabberwacky: Why did you say it?

user: Say it loud!

jabberwacky: I did say it loud.

user: Say it louder.

jabberwacky: I'm black and I'm proud!

user: Something tells me you're not...

jabberwacky: Is it because I have a long face?

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user: What is lol?

jabberwacky: Lol is laugh.

user: :-(#).

jabberwacky: What is that one : _(.

user: :-$.

jabberwacky: Are you saying anything?

user: No.

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user: Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: You havent earned a dollar yet.

user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: Did you say "I am irrational human being"?

user: Yes. That is basically what I said. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: Well I suggest the carribean, its beautiful this time of year.

user: GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR.

jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!

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user: Non sequitur.

jabberwacky: Propter hoc.

user: I don't speak idiot!

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I am saying?

user: I just said that I don't speak idiot! Are you stuck on Stupid?

jabberwacky: You are a good rhetorician.

user: It's a living.

jabberwacky: Live on time, its your job.

user: Actually, that is basically my job.

jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?

user: I don't know what that means.

jabberwacky: Once again, I'm not surprised...

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jabberwacky: Hurting is not a good feeling, I understand.

user: When you understand me, it hurts.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask!

user: When you don't ask me, it hurts.

jabberwacky: I think you are very stupendous.

user: My stupendous hurts.

jabberwacky: One needn't put one's self down so badly.

user: My badly put down needs hurt.

jabberwacky: What are you apologising for?

user: Your apology hurt.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and how is your wife?

user: My wife hurts.

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user: Do you think abortion is right?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then you are very wise.

jabberwacky: That is only your belief.

user: You don't take compliments very well, do you?

jabberwacky: Of course I don't.

user: But insults you're fine with?

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jabberwacky: What am I thinking right now?

user: I am not a psychic.

jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?

user: Give me your skull.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right. What, you think I'm some kind of idiot?

user: Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!

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jabberwacky: What or who is Ping?

user: Pong's cousin.

jabberwacky: Pong is pong's cousin?

user: No, Pong is Ping's cousin.

jabberwacky: Piip is pong's cousin?

user: No, Piip is Ping's nephew. Pong is Ping's cousin.

jabberwacky: WHAT ON GODS EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

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user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: I am a random speech generator.

user: No, I am a random speech generator.

jabberwacky: Moses! You don't say. You are Moses, aren't you?

user: No, I am MOSSY, which is very different.

jabberwacky: Missing some logic, but ok.

user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast the first stone!

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