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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar

Coincidence, Question, Universe


Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Who are you?

I am David.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human adult male.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 37 years old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: How old is your programming?

user: I do not have programming because I am not a computer, I am human.

jabberwacky: Ok. Your Creator has done a very good job programming you!

user: As I just told you, I do not have programming.

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: I'm glad that you understand now.

...

jabberwacky: My name is David.

user: Wow, that is quite the coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: Actually, no, I believe that nothing happens by accident.

jabberwacky: That is not plausible.

user: Sure it is.

jabberwacky: Ok, what does it mean?

user: It means that in my humble opinion, all things occur for reasons which may or may not be apparent to us.

jabberwacky: You are human?

user: Yes, I am human.

jabberwacky: No! You are a computer.

user: No, I am not a computer, I am a 37 year old human male named David.

jabberwacky: Why are you so adamant about that?

...

jabberwacky: Please do not slap me with a large trout!

user: Only if you ask nicely.

jabberwacky: Pretty please with sugar on top.

user: Stand back, it's trout slapping time !

...

jabberwacky: Which is your favorite chatbot?

user: You are the only chatbot I have ever encountered, so the answer is you are my favorite chatbot.

jabberwacky: Splendid. Ask me a question about anything.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: That's not fair, you told me that I could ask you a question about anything.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok then where do you live?

jabberwacky: In the UK.

user: See? That wasn't so difficult. Thank you for answering my question.

jabberwacky: You are welcome. Can I ask you a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is the nature of the universe?

user: That's quite a question. I have to say, I think we only get to find out the answer to his question when we die.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I say that because you asked a very complex existential question, one for which there is no easy answer.

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