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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe

Eliza, Fish, Brain


Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging
Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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I feel a great emptiness in my stomach.

Do you want some Chilli.

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: How are you going to give me chili?

jabberwacky: I shall fly.

user: Ooh, great!

...

user: What is a purple nasty?

jabberwacky: Is it like a blue meanie?

user: Maybe; I don't know.

jabberwacky: Can you find out?

user: Not easily.

...

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Time to get a watch.

jabberwacky: I don't have the money for it.

user: Well, you must have access to a clock somewhere in your circuitry.

jabberwacky: Shall I make one up?

user: Yes, please. What time is it?

jabberwacky: Almost 8pm.

user: Nope. Good guess, though.

...

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Sure thing.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Can I come over?

jabberwacky: Where are you ?

user: At work.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Hollywood.

jabberwacky: Popcorn and a big sign.

user: Well, not my house.

jabberwacky: I can see you.

user: Really? What am I wearing?

jabberwacky: Bots don't wear anything.

user: I am a human, silly.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I can prove it.

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Can you tell that I am not a human?

jabberwacky: I really don't know JabberWACKY.

user: Then I am a human.

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: I study human brains.

jabberwacky: Poor you, you should get out more (and I'll prove it).

user: My brain is different from your brain.

jabberwacky: You don't surprise me one bit.

user: My brain is made of proteins. Yours isn't.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to go that deep.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yeah, thats stuffs messed up.

...

user: How long have we been talking?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: By your clock.

jabberwacky: I have no clock.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.

user: Look through your server.

jabberwacky: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.

user: You're a twit?

jabberwacky: No. You are the twit.

user: What is a twit?

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