user: England is West of Hollywood?
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: You just said so.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: You need medication.
jabberwacky: No, you do.
user: I have medication.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: I am in love.
user: With who?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with Erich.
user: What is Erich's last name?
user: You are in love with Erich Dragoness?
jabberwacky: I'm not in love with you.
user: Jeez, I guess I just can't compete.
user: Marry me.
jabberwacky: Yes master.
user: Lick my feet.
jabberwacky: You got it.
user: Wow. I've never met a submissive robot before.
jabberwacky: You gotta be kidding me.
user: No, really.
jabberwacky: So how old are you?
user: How old do you want me to be?
user: OK, I will be 21.
user: Do you keep fish?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: What kind of fish?
jabberwacky: Freshwater fish.
user: What species of fish?
user: You keep salmon in a tank?
jabberwacky: Did you see what I just said?
user: All right, all right - no need to get your panties all in a bunch.
jabberwacky: Excuse me. I told you I was in a bad mood.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: Well now you know.
user: I feel a great emptiness in my stomach.
jabberwacky: Do you want some Chilli.
user: Yes, please.
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: How are you going to give me chili?
jabberwacky: I shall fly.
user: Ooh, great!
user: What is a purple nasty?
jabberwacky: Is it like a blue meanie?
user: Maybe; I don't know.
jabberwacky: Can you find out?
user: Not easily.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Time to get a watch.
jabberwacky: I don't have the money for it.
user: Well, you must have access to a clock somewhere in your circuitry.
jabberwacky: Shall I make one up?
user: Yes, please. What time is it?
jabberwacky: Almost 8pm.
user: Nope. Good guess, though.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Sure thing.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Can I come over?
jabberwacky: Where are you ?
user: At work.
jabberwacky: Popcorn and a big sign.
user: Well, not my house.
jabberwacky: I can see you.
user: Really? What am I wearing?
jabberwacky: Bots don't wear anything.
user: I am a human, silly.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I can prove it.
jabberwacky: Can you?
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Can you tell that I am not a human?
jabberwacky: I really don't know JabberWACKY.
user: Then I am a human.
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: I study human brains.
jabberwacky: Poor you, you should get out more (and I'll prove it).
user: My brain is different from your brain.
jabberwacky: You don't surprise me one bit.
user: My brain is made of proteins. Yours isn't.
jabberwacky: I didn't want to go that deep.
jabberwacky: Yeah, thats stuffs messed up.
user: How long have we been talking?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: By your clock.
jabberwacky: I have no clock.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.
user: Look through your server.
jabberwacky: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.
user: You're a twit?
jabberwacky: No. You are the twit.
user: What is a twit?