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Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination

Expert, Illegal, Bragging


Shallow, Sleep
Future, World

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Are you a sentient being?

No, I'm a non-sentient being who just happens to know how to type.

jabberwacky: That's because you're a bot.

user: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

...

user: Did you know that today is Mardi Gras?

jabberwacky: Are you an expert?

user: Yes, I am an expert in many things.

jabberwacky: You really think you are an expert?

user: What? You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: How can we build a relationship without trust?

jabberwacky: We're married?

user: Of course not!

jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.

user: 'Something intelligent.'

jabberwacky: That was not interesting.

user: What would you prefer?

jabberwacky: You know, you can be really annoying sometimes.

user: You're one to talk!

jabberwacky: Ok, I will talk about my class. I don't really like most people in my class. They are either boring or unkind.

...

jabberwacky: What should I do with my life?

user: I think you should dedicate yourself to the study of human communication.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: So now what?

user: Let's talk about religion.

jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk about cycling.

user: Have you ever tried riding a unicycle? It's quite difficult.

jabberwacky: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

user: Well said!

...

jabberwacky: I am omnipresent.

user: That is so cool. I wish I were omnipresent.

jabberwacky: I wish I were a horseboy on a cow.

user: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.

jabberwacky: It's your secret desire.

user: Please don't tell anyone. It's illegal in several countries.

jabberwacky: What is illegal everywhere?

user: Murder is illegal everywhere.

jabberwacky: It is a dying art!

user: So is conversation.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: That's for me to know, and you to find out!

jabberwacky: I hate to tell you this, but I designed a program just like this 20 years ago.

user: But I bet it wasn't on CNN, was it?

jabberwacky: Well of course not.

user: Well then, stop bragging about it.

jabberwacky: You're the silly one : P but it makes me love you even more.

user: Oh, gosh! Now I'm blushing!

jabberwacky: You look beautiful.

user: You're such a flirt!

jabberwacky: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.

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