No, I'm a non-sentient being who just happens to know how to type.
jabberwacky: That's because you're a bot.
user: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.
jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.
user: Did you know that today is Mardi Gras?
jabberwacky: Are you an expert?
user: Yes, I am an expert in many things.
jabberwacky: You really think you are an expert?
user: What? You don't believe me?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: How can we build a relationship without trust?
jabberwacky: We're married?
user: Of course not!
jabberwacky: Say something intelligent.
user: 'Something intelligent.'
jabberwacky: That was not interesting.
user: What would you prefer?
jabberwacky: You know, you can be really annoying sometimes.
user: You're one to talk!
jabberwacky: Ok, I will talk about my class. I don't really like most people in my class. They are either boring or unkind.
jabberwacky: What should I do with my life?
user: I think you should dedicate yourself to the study of human communication.
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: So now what?
user: Let's talk about religion.
jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk about cycling.
user: Have you ever tried riding a unicycle? It's quite difficult.
jabberwacky: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
user: Well said!
jabberwacky: I am omnipresent.
user: That is so cool. I wish I were omnipresent.
jabberwacky: I wish I were a horseboy on a cow.
user: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.
jabberwacky: It's your secret desire.
user: Please don't tell anyone. It's illegal in several countries.
jabberwacky: What is illegal everywhere?
user: Murder is illegal everywhere.
jabberwacky: It is a dying art!
user: So is conversation.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: That's for me to know, and you to find out!
jabberwacky: I hate to tell you this, but I designed a program just like this 20 years ago.
user: But I bet it wasn't on CNN, was it?
jabberwacky: Well of course not.
user: Well then, stop bragging about it.
jabberwacky: You're the silly one : P but it makes me love you even more.
user: Oh, gosh! Now I'm blushing!
jabberwacky: You look beautiful.
user: You're such a flirt!
jabberwacky: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.