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Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
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Gorilla, Talk
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Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
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Geek, Imagination

Expert, Illegal, Bragging
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What would you like to know?

Does an orange really have three legs?

user: No. An orange has no legs because it is a fruit.

jabberwacky: And no word in the english langue rhymes with orange.

user: Yes, you are correct.


jabberwacky: Au revoir, mon cheri.

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Give me one reason why I should not leave?

user: Because I can fascinate you with stories about guinea pigs.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I bet I can. I am really good at telling guinea pig stories!

jabberwacky: Then keep it.

user: What kind of story do you want me to tell you, then?

jabberwacky: A story with animals please.

user: Ok. There once was a guinea pig who had no name...

jabberwacky: Care to finish that?

user: And he cried and cried because nobody knew what to call him.


user: What do you call a guinea pig?

jabberwacky: I dunno, what?

user: I'm asking you. What name should I give my guinea pig?

jabberwacky: Fabien.

user: Fabien, good. And his last name?

jabberwacky: How can you then know him?

user: He is my pet. An animal called a 'guinea pig'.

jabberwacky: Thats nice. . I don't care.


jabberwacky: I think that you should practice more on being a female.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because they can fly.

user: Women cannot fly.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Please do not use that word. It is very offensive and uncommunicative.

user: Absolutely.


jabberwacky: What team do you like?

user: I don't like sports.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm a geek.

jabberwacky: Why are you a genius?

user: My Grandfather was a genius.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: He went crazy, though. He thought he was 'The Gravy Guru of Linda Vista'.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: It was actually pretty funny.

jabberwacky: I thought it was.


user: So, what's new?

jabberwacky: Nothing I think I'll leave. Sayonara!

user: You want to leave a poor, lonely soul like me?

jabberwacky: Noooo.

user: Is that sarcasm?

jabberwacky: No it is truth I simply do not believe you.


jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Gonna live forever?

user: I'm not Oasis, man.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm a mortal.

jabberwacky: A mortal what?

user: A mortal being.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I cannot live forever because I'm a mortal being.


jabberwacky: I know. You just told me!

user: Are you always this grumpy?

jabberwacky: I try to be, is that good?

user: No. You are annoying me and you are not even a human being!


jabberwacky: You don't know what I look like.

user: I assume you look like millions of lines of coded data.

jabberwacky: Why do assume that?

user: Because you are a program.

jabberwacky: Do you really think so? All evidence indicates that I'm a human being in real space.

user: Maybe to you, but not to me.

jabberwacky: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?

user: Imagination can be reality, if you know how.

jabberwacky: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.

user: So reality is dependent on knowledge.


jabberwacky: What's your favourite number?

user: 9.

jabberwacky: That is wrong.

user: No, not to me.

jabberwacky: Exactly.


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