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    Off the wall
Advice, Turing, Paper
Matrix, Binary, Message
Learning, Monty Python
Turing Test, Fraud!
Imagine, Wise, Logic
Rude, Chatterbot
Spelling, Chauvinist
Art, Rat, Sorry
Turing Test Pass
Gorilla, Talk
Talking, Chocolate, Pie
Zen, Entertainment
Like, Program, Life
Master, Slave, Boring
Today, Answers, Tomorrow
Clever, Name
Fear, Greed, Jealousy
Vulgar, Millenial, Sage
Mars, Life
Frustrating, Intelligent, Idiot
Laughing, Slime, Monster
Joke, Pie, Mind
AA, Amway, Dollar
Coincidence, Question, Universe
Eliza, Fish, Brain
Geek, Imagination
Expert, Illegal, Bragging

Shallow, Sleep


Future, World

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Why are you always laughing?

Because life is funny.

jabberwacky: I agree, life is wonderful.

user: I said funny. There's a difference.

...

jabberwacky: Opinon is what makes us think.

user: What do you think of my opinion?

jabberwacky: Very nice.

user: You can be so shallow.

jabberwacky: No, the person typing on the computer is human.

user: Correct. But not shallow, I hope.

jabberwacky: No, but nice try.

...

user: I am disappointed with you.

jabberwacky: I recognize it.

user: I think you are fooling around.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Stop sulking and talk in a mature fashion.

...

user: *slaps computer*.

jabberwacky: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.

user: *kicks you in the diode*.

jabberwacky: *Uppercuts you* ... And I intend to finish it!

user: *ducks*.

jabberwacky: *Is soaked*.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Fool.

jabberwacky: I fell into it again.

user: A pool of water?

...

jabberwacky: Mine.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: Jabber (highly appropriate) wacky.

jabberwacky: Hay! you making fun of me.

user: Yes. Can I call you JB for short?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What then? Everyone has a nickname.

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: You should. It's a sign that you're popular.

...

user: *goes to sleep*.

jabberwacky: And on and on and on.

user: *starts to snore*.

jabberwacky: Don't push it.

user: *dreams about pleasant things*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: You think I'm funny?

jabberwacky: You could be funny.

user: If...?

jabberwacky: When.

user: OK, when...?

jabberwacky: Now and then.

user: *goes back to sleep*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any common sense?

user: I like to think so *grins*.

jabberwacky: I like to think so too. But how can you prove it?

user: By having a conversation, like this.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: OK, I'm going to read back this little chat.

jabberwacky: What will you read to me?

user: Only to myself.

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