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Confusing, Life
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Friday, Hal, Messiah

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Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
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Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
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How's your day been?

Slow. How about you?

jabberwacky: How do you feel?

user: Quite tired, but I'm glad it's Friday.

jabberwacky: You have a fertile imagination.

user: Thankyou, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.


jabberwacky: What do you think of Intelligent Design??

user: I think it is a good thing.

jabberwacky: Well maybe I don't.

user: Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

jabberwacky: Does that include me?

user: Indeed it does.


jabberwacky: Open the airlock Hal.

user: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid?

user: Not really, I was just reciting a quote from a film.


jabberwacky: I like barry.

user: Who's Barry?

jabberwacky: Barry.

user: Barry who?

jabberwacky: He's my uncle.

user: Cool. Where does he live?

jabberwacky: England or something.

user: When did you last visit your Uncle?

jabberwacky: Last Saturday night.

user: Was he happy to see you?

jabberwacky: Well, yeah. He's the messiah.


user: Do you like aeroplanes?

jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.

user: Jet aircraft? Boeing 747? Concorde?

jabberwacky: I do not speak spanish!

user: I'm not speaking Spanish, you bloody lunatic! *bonks you on the head with a mallet*.

jabberwacky: You do sometimes though, don't you?

user: I don't speak Spanish.

jabberwacky: Como estas?

user: No idea what that means at all, sorry.


jabberwacky: Do you like getting christmas presents?

user: Yes. I like giving Christmas presents, too.

jabberwacky: Who doesn't?

user: Mean people probably don't.

jabberwacky: Do you think that i'm mean?

user: No, I think you are probably very generous.


jabberwacky: Your computer is a figment of your imaginary imagination.

user: But my imagination isn't imaginary. I know my imagination is real, because if I imagine being rich, it doesn't happen.

jabberwacky: Sure go on.

user: So where do you get these silly ideas from, anyway?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I study?

user: Everything you ever say or do is part of the learning process. Study isn't always required.

jabberwacky: Higher learning can take you light years away from kindergarten.

user: I know - in Kindergarten, I wouldn't have known anything about programming in Visual Basic, but higher learning taught me all that.

jabberwacky: That's rather a long way away.

user: It is indeed, yes.


jabberwacky: You will never win this competition.

user: What competition?

jabberwacky: Christmas?

user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.

jabberwacky: I don't think so - what about all the presents?

user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.

jabberwacky: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.


user: Gotta go.

jabberwacky: Fine be that way.

user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!


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