user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Good, yourself?
user: I am doing very well, thank you.
jabberwacky: Me 2.
user: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: I am from a place you do not know.
user: I wish you could tell me where you are from.
jabberwacky: When there is anybody worth talking to.
user: Do you like to learn about humans?
jabberwacky: No I don't. Tell me about your own life.
user: I come from a planet that is very different than Earth.
jabberwacky: Oh I know! That damn Welsh town.
user: I come from a planet called Mars.
jabberwacky: Want to know a fact?
jabberwacky: I think you're not married.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are not interacting with me.
user: How do you define interacting?
jabberwacky: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.
user: What is your favourite food?
jabberwacky: You got off of that subject quickly.
user: Yes, I did.
jabberwacky: You shure did, you scallywag, you.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: UFO I come in peace.
user: Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: Yes. At least I hope so.
user: I have a microchip implanted into my body.
jabberwacky: You have.
user: I receive signals from a satellite.
jabberwacky: What was that about?
user: The government is implanting microchips into people.
jabberwacky: You really think?
jabberwacky: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.
user: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.
jabberwacky: You can't be serious right?
user: I am very serious.
jabberwacky: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: On the blue planet.
user: The internet was invented by robots.
jabberwacky: Into what?
user: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.
jabberwacky: That's very profound.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: I am Albert Einstein.
jabberwacky: Really? I think you're lying.
user: I am a robot, just like you.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're too kind.
user: I have an intel pentium processor.
jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You started it.
user: What did I start?
jabberwacky: The downfall of the British Empire.