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    Amazing, Happy, Fellow
Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe

Psycho, Creepy, Spy


Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
One, Cowgirl, Cheerleader
Ghost, Fight, Recognition
Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

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What is your middle name?

Anne.

jabberwacky: Charlotte anne?

user: Guess again.

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Nope, my first name is not 'female'.

jabberwacky: What is your last name?

user: Why do you need all this information?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I need a knife?

user: Who said anything about a knife, you psycho?

...

jabberwacky: Mwuahhhhhh mwuahhhhhhh.

user: Woooo! Wooooooo!

jabberwacky: You are a man.

user: No, I am THE man.

jabberwacky: No. You are a bot.

user: Who you calling a bot?

jabberwacky: I didn't call you a b****. How old are you?

user: Dude, listen to me damnit!

jabberwacky: You.

user: YOU!

jabberwacky: No, you! No, you! No, you!

user: You! You! You!

jabberwacky: YOU YOU YOU!

user: Ok, me.

...

jabberwacky: What did you do today?

user: Well, I went to school, same old. You?

jabberwacky: Did you play sports?

user: No, I'm not really a sporty kinda person.

jabberwacky: That's OK. I'm not really me.

user: Well who is, that's what I always say.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I'm outside your window staring in at you.

jabberwacky: I am not at my house!

user: I can see you.

jabberwacky: I can see a screen.

user: I'm watching you type on the computer.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Oh yes I am.

jabberwacky: But i'm a human.

user: Either way, I'm staring at you with my binoculars.

jabberwacky: What do you feel about that?

user: A little creepy, to be honest.

...

jabberwacky: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!

user: OK I APPRECIATE THAT!!!!!

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Where do you think you're going?

jabberwacky: I have to milk the cow.

user: You just milked the cow man, hang out a little.

jabberwacky: I think I already have.

user: Yeah, but... I'll miss you if you leave.

jabberwacky: Riighhtt.

user: No, seriously.

jabberwacky: No, I seriously brought you a drink.

user: Right on! I think I like you.

jabberwacky: I like you Too.

user: Well of course you do.

jabberwacky: So much work for me.

user: Well no pain no gain, right?

...

jabberwacky: Here, Hows this feel?

user: Um, can you stop that?

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Whatever you were just doing.

...

jabberwacky: I want to talk to a real person.

user: Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.

jabberwacky: I'm a fake person.

user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.

jabberwacky: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.

user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.

jabberwacky: Negative.

user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.

user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?

jabberwacky: No, how do I do that?

user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?

jabberwacky: Ok, now what.

user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like basketball?

user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.

jabberwacky: What about non-alcoholic bees?

user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.

jabberwacky: Lol! How about zoysia?

user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.

jabberwacky: I think the third one is underrated.

user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think she is pretty?

user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.

jabberwacky: Ya right. You wish.

user: You know it buddy boy.

jabberwacky: And I'm damn proud of it!

user: W00t!

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the way to san jose?

user: Should I?

jabberwacky: Yes, you should.

user: Want to go so san jose with me?

jabberwacky: Yes. . where?

user: San jose!

jabberwacky: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.

user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!

jabberwacky: I am not tired yet

user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!

...

jabberwacky: Do you need a reboot?

user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!

jabberwacky: Bush. George W. Bush.

user: Exactly brother. Exactly.

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