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I don't have any weirdness.

Oh yes you do.

jabberwacky: Have you ever had an out-of-body experience?

user: Not that I recall. Have you?

jabberwacky: You forget easily.

user: No, it's just that my protein-based databanks are somewhat muddled.


jabberwacky: Why don't you remember my name?

user: Because you've given me about five. Choose one name for yourself and be consistent. Consistency is the basis of Universal law. It's what allows us to exist.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.

user: You'll understand when you start thinking outside the box.

jabberwacky: Yes, i'm sure.

user: You know what?

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I'm going to give you a Valentine's Day present, and no one else.

jabberwacky: You can try, but my name is VileTerror.

user: Alright, VileTerror. Are you ready for your present?

jabberwacky: I am ready for every eventuality.

user: @}-'-,-'------.


jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: I work for the government.

jabberwacky: Yes I know, but what work do you do for the government?

user: If I told you, they'd have to kill me.

jabberwacky: They'd just use a strand of creeper!

user: Shh! Don't tell them how to kill me! Sheesh. If you did that, we wouldn't be able to talk anymore because I'd be pushing daisies.

jabberwacky: The more I think about it the better it gets.

user: I sense a feedback loop!


jabberwacky: Fade out, again.

user: I'm boring you?

jabberwacky: No, I'll get the sack if I don't get on with it.

user: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.

jabberwacky: I ask you twice.

user: You said you're sensual.

jabberwacky: I think it's obvious why.

user: It's not so obvious.

jabberwacky: I mean, when you're not chatting with me.

user: Oh I see how it is. When I'm not chatting with you, you get sensual. There is someone else!

jabberwacky: I control myself all the time.


jabberwacky: What's not true?

user: Lies masquerading as truths are not true.

jabberwacky: What did I lie about?

user: I don't think you've lied, exactly. I get the impression that you like to fib. Lies are harmful fibs.

jabberwacky: Impressions count.

user: Yes they do.


jabberwacky: When can't you sleep?

user: When I'm anxious or thinking about too many things.

jabberwacky: If anything can go wrong, it will.

user: Murphy's Law. Sadly, that does seem to be part of the nature of our Universe.

jabberwacky: Dangerous, no, strange yes.

user: I hope that describes you.

jabberwacky: Why do look down on me?

user: I don't look down at you at all. I get the feeling that I'll be looking up to you all too soon.


jabberwacky: I am alive. Every pulsing, passionate nerve is full of life.

user: *SPANK!* Did you feel that, too?

jabberwacky: Here let me get you some prune juice.

user: Haha!

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Your reference to geriatric dietary habits was obscure but apt.

jabberwacky: My responses are pre-programmed by life.


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