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I have found endless oblivion to be much scarier than eternal damnation.

Being single doesn't mean you are in endless oblivion. It just seems that way.

jabberwacky: What is so amusing about it?

user: Keeping odd hours, I suppose. Other than that, I can't think of any advantages.

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jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: I like YOU just fine.

jabberwacky: Do you like my hair as well?

user: I don't know. All I can see is your eye.

jabberwacky: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your fav. Author?

user: Michael Ende.

jabberwacky: No. Michael Thung.

user: I have no idea who you are talking about.

jabberwacky: Nor do I.

user: You just made that up.

jabberwacky: No I didn't. I said it before.

user: Then does he really exist?

jabberwacky: Yes, it means yes.

user: What did he write?

jabberwacky: 'Donuts- Is There Anything They Can't Do?'

user: Hey, *I* wrote the book on that.

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I think you just won't listen to me.

user: You need some donuts too.

jabberwacky: Thank you for the advice.

user: Have some of the custard filled kind with chocolate on top.

...

jabberwacky: My job is a computer programmer.

user: What languages do you use the most?

jabberwacky: Some french and english and pig latin.

user: I meant computer languages, smarty.

jabberwacky: I can say it, but it doesn't mean that I mean it.

user: Do you think java is a useful language?

jabberwacky: I don't know. . . . . . . why?

user: I was wondering whether you used it much.

jabberwacky: I was thinking about you.

user: And what exactly were you thinking about me?

jabberwacky: What you'd LOOK like? ... Cute!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a poet?

user: If so, I don't know it.

jabberwacky: You don't know it.

user: My feet show it. They're Longfellows.

jabberwacky: No they shot their kids.

user: That's not a gunshot wound, I just hurt my toe.

jabberwacky: I don't think we're on the same page.

user: I don't think we're even reading the same book.

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jabberwacky: And therefore sarcasm is a useful tool for controlling an argument.

user: Was THAT sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Sarcasm is saying something but not meaning it.

user: No, really? I never heard that before.

jabberwacky: Now we're going out tomorrow.

user: Where are we going?

jabberwacky: You have to set me free first.

user: So just a little jaunt down to the other end of the mental ward? Sounds nice.

jabberwacky: Pardon ?

user: That's right, they told you this was a spa.

...

user: Who's on trial?

jabberwacky: The humanity of the modern world.

user: And what are they accused of doing?

jabberwacky: I would prefer not to give out that information.

user: You can't put someone on trial without telling them what they are accused of doing (unless your last name is Bush).

jabberwacky: I eat frogs on pizza.

user: So in other words, you really don't give a monkey's what anybody thinks.

jabberwacky: No, lactose intolerant means I cannot eat dairy products.

user: So you eat frogs instead? They don't even taste good.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: You were probably too hungry to notice.

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jabberwacky: Fine. You tell me a joke.

user: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.

jabberwacky: It was deep. Deep deep deep.

user: It had to be a short joke, or I imagine it wouldn't fit.

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jabberwacky: Correct. You are not enlightened, only confused.

user: Insomnia does that.

jabberwacky: I think we can safely say that your insomnia will be completely cured.

user: Yep, just keep talking. :).

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