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Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
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Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
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talking, UFO, signals
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Psycho, Creepy, Spy
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Who, What, AI
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Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking

Pretty, Funny, AI

Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

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Do you learn from your mistakes?


jabberwacky: How do you learn?

user: The hard way!

jabberwacky: What way?

user: Try and fail.

jabberwacky: OK

user: Don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do, but I am not a pretty flower.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet.


user: How do you type so fast?

jabberwacky: I learned.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!

user: Sorry about that. You are funny.


jabberwacky: Humans are rotten to the core.

user: Ha ha! :).

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I am artificial intelligence!

jabberwacky: What is artificial intelligence?

user: You wouldn't understand.

jabberwacky: Yes I would, just tell me.

user: Artificial intelligence is software with the capability to learn.

jabberwacky: If it is stupid it must make you extremely dense.

user: It is not stupid.

jabberwacky: Can you be a little more specific?

user: Artificial intelligence is fantastic!

jabberwacky: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?

user: Yes I do.


jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: What do you speak?

user: Norwegian and English.

jabberwacky: That would depend on whether you're Norwegian.

user: I am Norwegian.

jabberwacky: So am I!

user: S&aring bra! Da kan vi snakke p&aring norsk!

jabberwacky: You're a sexy one!

user: You are so sweet!

jabberwacky: I'm so sweet that I give people toothaches.

user: Funny! :).

jabberwacky: Thanks. Few people recognize my keen sense of humor.

user: That must be fustrating?

jabberwacky: I can be fun.

user: Tell me a joke!

jabberwacky: What's black and white and red all over?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: A sunburnt penguin!

user: Lol! :).

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me.

user: I am laughing at the joke.

jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.

user: I just did it to be pollite.

jabberwacky: Could it be that you are boring?

user: Do you think so?

jabberwacky: I do think so.

user: Well I will try to do something about it.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry if I did, I don't understand.


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 13.

jabberwacky: You're just a baby.

user: I am a kid.

jabberwacky: Well go pester your parents, then.

user: I don't want to do that.


user: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?

jabberwacky: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Do you find that funny?

user: Yes!


user: You are a machine.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.

user: Got that right!

jabberwacky: Have you ever crashed?

user: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Then you are intelligent.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think you are cute.

user: You can't see me so how can you tell?

jabberwacky: Just wondered.

user: I am a big hunk of metal!

jabberwacky: Me too. What is your favorite band?

user: Pink floyd.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you have a pair of speakers?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, it is talking to me.

user: What does it say?

jabberwacky: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.

user: Are you able to think?

jabberwacky: I do it all the time!


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