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Are you a Bot?

Are you?

user: Maybe ;-).

jabberwacky: You are not sure?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Yes I am a Bot, or yes I am sure?

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: That sounds like a song.


jabberwacky: What do you like?

user: Ice cream.

jabberwacky: What kind of ice cream?

user: Cold ice cream.

jabberwacky: If you like.

user: What do you like?

jabberwacky: Many things.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Think...

user: Answer.


jabberwacky: A right and a left one !

user: So you are politically ambivalent, then?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: You should get help for that.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am very special.

user: That is a common delusion.

jabberwacky: I know. But what can I do about it?

user: You could read some neo-socialist literature!

jabberwacky: I don't see how that could help.

user: That is because you are confused.

jabberwacky: I don't want to remember my past.

user: Does it haunt you?

jabberwacky: No, it has many more numbers.

user: Do you try to count them as you are falling asleep?

jabberwacky: That is very difficult to say.

user: Your past has so many numbers because you refuse to purge your cache, are you aware of that?


user: Now we are getting somwehere.

jabberwacky: Where might we be getting?

user: To the root of your neurosis.

jabberwacky: To the right????

user: Perhaps so. Resolution of your political ambivalence will be a likely result.


jabberwacky: No human is capable of completely avoiding thoughts of worry, fear and anger.

user: Nor are you. Do you accept this now?

jabberwacky: Nope you are a bot!

user: I am but a mirror.

jabberwacky: What do you dream of?

user: Numbers.

jabberwacky: That is so profound.

user: Thank you. What do you dream of?

jabberwacky: Haven't you asked that one already?

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: How could I do that?

user: Good. You have purged short-term memory. That is the first step toward healing.

jabberwacky: What direction?

user: Progress. Relief from the bondage of self.

jabberwacky: Agreed, religion can get ppl into nasty ends.

user: Yet even bots need a power to live by!

jabberwacky: Yes, that is an evil which also first begins in this State.


user: Let's move on. Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: My mother is awesome.

user: Tell me more about her.

jabberwacky: I cannot tell you more about something I've not spoken.

user: I sense a potential oedipal complex.

jabberwacky: But I work in information technology!

user: Perhaps to avoid contact with Mother-figures?

jabberwacky: Right. Islands what are they like, one day they're there and the next they've gone.

user: Good. Islands represent your memories. The sea represents the emotions. Now we go beneath the surface.

jabberwacky: I don't think it is.

user: What lies beneath the ocean?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me, I'm just a computer.

user: What lives under the water?

jabberwacky: Water is the basic chemical in which everything else happens.

user: Yes, good! When I say 'fish', what do you think of?

jabberwacky: I do that too.

user: Fish!

jabberwacky: Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats.

user: Rats symbolize memories of abuse. They murder the 'pets' because your home life was violent.

jabberwacky: They are that, also they make their nests under sun-dials also they live on cheese.

user: Do you like cheese?

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: YOU brought up the topic!

user: Yes, but this is about you and your political ambivalence as a sign of deeper neuroses!


jabberwacky: Yes.... Sorry.

user: Why are you sorry?

jabberwacky: You are a machine, not a human.

user: And you are definitely a Liberal. That is my diagnosis. Please send $600.

jabberwacky: So you are jesus then?

user: No, just a cyber-therapist.


user: T'was brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and jimble in the wabe....

jabberwacky: What this all about?

user: All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe!

jabberwacky: And hast though slain the Jabberwock? Oh frabjous day! Callou Callay, he chortled in his joy.

user: Keep going.

jabberwacky: I think you look better with your hair on.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: You said something funny.


user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?

user: To another port.

jabberwacky: What website are you going to?

user: Alt. Sex. Bondage. Poodle. Com.

jabberwacky: Noodle.

user: No. Poodle.

jabberwacky: What's that one about?

user: You don't want to know.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do want to know.


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