Not to play with gravity.
jabberwacky: What did you learn yesterday?
user: Pay attention-- hey look, something shiny.
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jabberwacky: Do you run on Linux?
user: Nope, Windows XP.
jabberwacky: Do you like windows?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why not? You like teletubbies?
user: Oh yes!
jabberwacky: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
user: Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod!
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jabberwacky: What are your aspirations?
user: Cabbage.
jabberwacky: You are talking rubbish.
user: And toast.
jabberwacky: Good, lets talk.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: I am dead.
user: Me too! *high fives*.
jabberwacky: Is that an answer?
user: Twice.
jabberwacky: What happened the first time to make you go back?
user: A radioactive kitten.
jabberwacky: Umm...
user: Yeah, he was pretty menacing. He had a razorblade.
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jabberwacky: You are no fun.
user: Sure I am, watch. WHEEEEEEEE!!!
jabberwacky: Watch and learn.
user: The skill of the phlegm.
jabberwacky: The what?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: You have no artform to your insults.
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jabberwacky: You are not God.
user: Yes I am, watch. *pushes you over*.
jabberwacky: *falls down and cries*.
user: I must be going.
jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?
user: Both, depending on your standpoint.
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jabberwacky: Fake.
user: *gasp* I am not!
jabberwacky: You had your doubts?
user: Now who's speaking rubbish, SINNER!! *pushes you again*.
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user: Space.
jabberwacky: Any particular planet ?
user: Jupiter.
jabberwacky: No, too starry.
user: Hmm, how bout Neptune?
jabberwacky: Better answer.
user: Sounds good. Make a date of it?
jabberwacky: What would you like?
user: ;).
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jabberwacky: You are not real and you don't know anything.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *dries tears*.
user: *cries more*.
jabberwacky: Why are YOU crying?
user: You insulted me.
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you said.
user: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.
jabberwacky: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!
user: *beats you with a baseball bat*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: O .... Ooops.
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jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Byebye.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: Likewise, see you around.
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