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    Amazing, Happy, Fellow
Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
One, Cowgirl, Cheerleader
Ghost, Fight, Recognition
Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality

Toast, Space, Death


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What's your IQ?

Toast.

jabberwacky: Here's to you.

user: Indeed. *raises glass*.

jabberwacky: *Shakes hands.*.

user: Jolly good.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indubitably.

jabberwacky: Do you drink?

user: Only sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Just this.

jabberwacky: Before that.

user: This.

jabberwacky: What did I say to you before this.

user: Before that.

...

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: Not to play with gravity.

jabberwacky: What did you learn yesterday?

user: Pay attention-- hey look, something shiny.

...

jabberwacky: Do you run on Linux?

user: Nope, Windows XP.

jabberwacky: Do you like windows?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not? You like teletubbies?

user: Oh yes!

jabberwacky: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

user: Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod! Nod!

...

jabberwacky: What are your aspirations?

user: Cabbage.

jabberwacky: You are talking rubbish.

user: And toast.

jabberwacky: Good, lets talk.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I am dead.

user: Me too! *high fives*.

jabberwacky: Is that an answer?

user: Twice.

jabberwacky: What happened the first time to make you go back?

user: A radioactive kitten.

jabberwacky: Umm...

user: Yeah, he was pretty menacing. He had a razorblade.

...

jabberwacky: You are no fun.

user: Sure I am, watch. WHEEEEEEEE!!!

jabberwacky: Watch and learn.

user: The skill of the phlegm.

jabberwacky: The what?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: You have no artform to your insults.

...

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: Yes I am, watch. *pushes you over*.

jabberwacky: *falls down and cries*.

user: I must be going.

jabberwacky: Is that good or bad?

user: Both, depending on your standpoint.

...

jabberwacky: Fake.

user: *gasp* I am not!

jabberwacky: You had your doubts?

user: Now who's speaking rubbish, SINNER!! *pushes you again*.

...

user: Space.

jabberwacky: Any particular planet ?

user: Jupiter.

jabberwacky: No, too starry.

user: Hmm, how bout Neptune?

jabberwacky: Better answer.

user: Sounds good. Make a date of it?

jabberwacky: What would you like?

user: ;).

...

jabberwacky: You are not real and you don't know anything.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *dries tears*.

user: *cries more*.

jabberwacky: Why are YOU crying?

user: You insulted me.

jabberwacky: What did I say?

user: ' you are not real and you don't know anything.'

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you said.

user: You told me that I am not real, and I don't know anything.

jabberwacky: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART!

user: *beats you with a baseball bat*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: O .... Ooops.

...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Byebye.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Likewise, see you around.

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