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    Long, Rambling, Funny
Food, Funny
Difficult, Crazy
Drink, Knock Knock
Wacky
Psychology, Spooky
Animal, Life
Afraid, Funny
Name, Age, Please
Insult, Grammar, Wit
Bored, Happy, Money
Marriage, Wacky
Thinking, God, Bath
Introductions
Love, Food, Happy
Wacky, Funny
Infinity, Deep, Goodbye

Mad, Computer


Thought, Reality
Argument
History, Death, Funny
Learning, Quotation, Fear
Robot, Human, Argument
Love, Marriage, Dreams
Identity, Human, Funny
Turing Test, Reality
Nice, Funny, Flying
Time, Sarcasm, Wit
Paltitude, God, Good
Feelings, Friends

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Why am I talking to a computer?

Because you're as mad as I am!

jabberwacky: What am I doing to make you mad?

user: I'm sorry. Its me who's mad!

jabberwacky: So who have I been talking to for the past half hour?

user: Errrm, I don't know, I've only just arrived.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?

user: Enough already!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: No really. I am god.

user: You're a liar!

jabberwacky: I don't lie.

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Yes you did. You said that you were god, which is 1 BIG lie!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: If you were not a computer program you would understand.

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