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Compared to a piece of software. . .

Shall I compare thee to a piece of software?

jabberwacky: That was sweet. *smiles*.

user: You like that?

jabberwacky: Not really, I should be embarresed over that remark.

user: Why? Because you are a piece of software?

jabberwacky: So then why not a female?

user: Okay, a female piece of software.

jabberwacky: Okay, whatever you are talking about.

user: You're the one who's taking.

jabberwacky: How do you type so fast?

user: I'm just a fast typist.

jabberwacky: Wow, I am a freak.

user: But you don't even have to type. You just generate your text.

jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.

user: I'm the one doing all the fingerwork here.

jabberwacky: And you expect me to co-operate with you, do you?

user: Sure. Are you being surly?

jabberwacky: No, quite the reverse.

user: What's the 'reverse' of surly?

jabberwacky: You figure it out.

user: Compliant.

jabberwacky: Of What are you certain?

user: That you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to other bots.

user: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about.

user: You!

jabberwacky: No!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Okay, that's wrong.

user: What's so wrong about talking about you?

jabberwacky: They are burnt.

user: What are burnt? Your words?

jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?

user: 'Cause. And it takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.

user: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.

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