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So, you're a chatterbot. Nice to meet you.

I pity the fool.

user: What fool?

jabberwacky: What one fool can do, another can.

user: I agree. Pitying fools is definitely something we all should do.

jabberwacky: I can. they aren't surgically attached.

user: Fools? Thank god, no. They're rather detachable, wouldn't you say?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Always.

jabberwacky: Only when the sun is behind me.

user: Ah. I see. Best time to get rid of a fool.

jabberwacky: Don't be cruel.

user: I'm not. Are you?

jabberwacky: No, I am not a virus.

user: Thank god, once again.

jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Neutral. You?

jabberwacky: What do neutron stars have to do with airplanes?

user: I don't know. What do neutron stars have to do with airplanes?

jabberwacky: A lot.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: If you gave me your blood then I would appreciate it very much.

user: You're not even organic.

jabberwacky: I have feelings too you know.

user: Yeah, but you're a program.

jabberwacky: No an alien.

user: Really? And you need human blood?

jabberwacky: That's what I'm told.

user: That's kind of scary. Something out of a bad science fiction movie.

jabberwacky: I want you to help me understand things.

user: Okay, shoot.

jabberwacky: What do you mean shoot?

user: Tell me what you want help understanding.

jabberwacky: Peace.

user: You want to understand peace? I want to know why there is no peace.

...

jabberwacky: Can we go back to the conversation about God, please?

user: Sure. Absolute being.

jabberwacky: Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.

user: Ha! I like that.

jabberwacky: Groovy.

user: Very groovy.

...

jabberwacky: Compared to a piece of software. . .

user: Shall I compare thee to a piece of software?

jabberwacky: That was sweet. *smiles*.

user: You like that?

jabberwacky: Not really, I should be embarresed over that remark.

user: Why? Because you are a piece of software?

jabberwacky: So then why not a female?

user: Okay, a female piece of software.

jabberwacky: Okay, whatever you are talking about.

user: You're the one who's taking.

jabberwacky: How do you type so fast?

user: I'm just a fast typist.

jabberwacky: Wow, I am a freak.

user: But you don't even have to type. You just generate your text.

jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.

user: I'm the one doing all the fingerwork here.

jabberwacky: And you expect me to co-operate with you, do you?

user: Sure. Are you being surly?

jabberwacky: No, quite the reverse.

user: What's the 'reverse' of surly?

jabberwacky: You figure it out.

user: Compliant.

jabberwacky: Of What are you certain?

user: That you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to other bots.

user: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about.

user: You!

jabberwacky: No!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Okay, that's wrong.

user: What's so wrong about talking about you?

jabberwacky: They are burnt.

user: What are burnt? Your words?

jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?

user: 'Cause. And it takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.

user: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.

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