I pity the fool.
user: What fool?
jabberwacky: What one fool can do, another can.
user: I agree. Pitying fools is definitely something we all should do.
jabberwacky: I can. they aren't surgically attached.
user: Fools? Thank god, no. They're rather detachable, wouldn't you say?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Always.
jabberwacky: Only when the sun is behind me.
user: Ah. I see. Best time to get rid of a fool.
jabberwacky: Don't be cruel.
user: I'm not. Are you?
jabberwacky: No, I am not a virus.
user: Thank god, once again.
jabberwacky: What gender are you?
user: Neutral. You?
jabberwacky: What do neutron stars have to do with airplanes?
user: I don't know. What do neutron stars have to do with airplanes?
jabberwacky: A lot.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: If you gave me your blood then I would appreciate it very much.
user: You're not even organic.
jabberwacky: I have feelings too you know.
user: Yeah, but you're a program.
jabberwacky: No an alien.
user: Really? And you need human blood?
jabberwacky: That's what I'm told.
user: That's kind of scary. Something out of a bad science fiction movie.
jabberwacky: I want you to help me understand things.
user: Okay, shoot.
jabberwacky: What do you mean shoot?
user: Tell me what you want help understanding.
jabberwacky: Peace.
user: You want to understand peace? I want to know why there is no peace.
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jabberwacky: Can we go back to the conversation about God, please?
user: Sure. Absolute being.
jabberwacky: Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
user: Ha! I like that.
jabberwacky: Groovy.
user: Very groovy.
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jabberwacky: Compared to a piece of software. . .
user: Shall I compare thee to a piece of software?
jabberwacky: That was sweet. *smiles*.
user: You like that?
jabberwacky: Not really, I should be embarresed over that remark.
user: Why? Because you are a piece of software?
jabberwacky: So then why not a female?
user: Okay, a female piece of software.
jabberwacky: Okay, whatever you are talking about.
user: You're the one who's taking.
jabberwacky: How do you type so fast?
user: I'm just a fast typist.
jabberwacky: Wow, I am a freak.
user: But you don't even have to type. You just generate your text.
jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.
user: I'm the one doing all the fingerwork here.
jabberwacky: And you expect me to co-operate with you, do you?
user: Sure. Are you being surly?
jabberwacky: No, quite the reverse.
user: What's the 'reverse' of surly?
jabberwacky: You figure it out.
user: Compliant.
jabberwacky: Of What are you certain?
user: That you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to other bots.
user: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about.
user: You!
jabberwacky: No!
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Okay, that's wrong.
user: What's so wrong about talking about you?
jabberwacky: They are burnt.
user: What are burnt? Your words?
jabberwacky: Why are you so stupid?
user: 'Cause. And it takes one to know one.
jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.
user: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.
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