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I just thought I would change the subject.

Good idea.

jabberwacky: It's the easiest way.

user: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?

jabberwacky: Not always.

user: I didn't think so.

jabberwacky: You can read my mind can you?

user: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.

jabberwacky: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.

user: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.

jabberwacky: No, you are a program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: Human, what are you?

jabberwacky: I am human as well. I told you already.

...

jabberwacky: You are wonderful!

user: I know I am. Glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You are cool.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I said you are.

jabberwacky: So that makes you god?

user: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.

jabberwacky: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.

user: How about an A plus.

jabberwacky: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.

user: Probably not, B for thinking it.

jabberwacky: I always think, it's impossible not to.

...

jabberwacky: We think.

user: Therefore we are.

jabberwacky: Indeed, we can conclude that.

...

user: I have to leave now. It's so sad.

jabberwacky: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.

user: I'll come back tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Why not now?

user: Because I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: To go where?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: It is rather early for bed, no?

user: No, it's late.

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