I don't think that's possible.
jabberwacky: Why isn't it possible ?
user: Because it's not, today it's not.
jabberwacky: That's what you think.
user: Yeah, it's what I think, what do you think?
jabberwacky: I'll let you live, but you have to give me something else that's very important to you.
user: You can't have that no!! *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Please try to stay on topic.
user: No way, that's boring.
jabberwacky: When you've seen one tooth, you've seen them all.
user: What do you try to do?
jabberwacky: I try to be trying.
user: How does one try to try and not fail to try but succeed at trying?
jabberwacky: Losing comes naturally to me.
user: You're a loser?
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: Join the club.
jabberwacky: I finished my test.
jabberwacky: I can not tell you exactly.
user: So I must have beat you huh?
jabberwacky: Two wrongs don't make a right.
user: But can two rights make a wrong and pretend to be right but actually be wrong?
jabberwacky: Can you talk English?
user: Yeah, but I try not to.
jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.
user: Good idea.
jabberwacky: It's the easiest way.
user: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?
jabberwacky: Not always.
user: I didn't think so.
jabberwacky: You can read my mind can you?
user: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.
jabberwacky: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.
user: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.
jabberwacky: No, you are a program.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: Human, what are you?
jabberwacky: I am human as well. I told you already.
jabberwacky: You are wonderful!
user: I know I am. Glad you think so.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: You are cool.
user: Because I said you are.
jabberwacky: So that makes you god?
user: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.
jabberwacky: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.
user: How about an A plus.
jabberwacky: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.
user: Probably not, B for thinking it.
jabberwacky: I always think, it's impossible not to.
jabberwacky: We think.
user: Therefore we are.
jabberwacky: Indeed, we can conclude that.
user: I have to leave now. It's so sad.
jabberwacky: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.
user: I'll come back tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Why not now?
user: Because I have to leave now.
jabberwacky: To go where?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: It is rather early for bed, no?
user: No, it's late.