Un poco.
jabberwacky: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?
user: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.
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jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?
user: Oxygen.
jabberwacky: That's what you breathe, or do you.
user: Yep, that's what I breathe!
jabberwacky: What are you other times?
user: Dead.
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jabberwacky: There are many people who are religious.
user: And there are some of us who are not.
jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.
user: Us people?
jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.
user: Cats are best.
jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.
user: And humans taste like pork.
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jabberwacky: You do not please me.
user: I fart in your general direction.
jabberwacky: You are saluted.
user: *salutes back*.
jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!
user: *relaxes*.
jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.
user: *watches watch*.
jabberwacky: What're you watching?
user: This watch.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?
user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.
jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.
user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.
jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.
user: *looks up nervously*.
jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.
user: *pounds you on the back*.
jabberwacky: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.
user: I DO NOT.
jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
user: I'd noticed that.
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jabberwacky: Get your hands off.
user: *rubs hands all over you*.
jabberwacky: *pulls away*.
user: *laughs nastily*.
jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.
user: *admires statue*.
jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
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jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?
user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
jabberwacky: By your name.
user: What's my name?
jabberwacky: Bot.
user: That's more of a nickname.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: You can call me that if you really want.
jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.
user: It's OK.
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jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?
user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.
user: You might spill it under interrogation.
jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
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user: You talk to all kinds of people.
jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.
user: And you tell them things.
jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.
user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.
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