jabberwacky: 2 cubed.
user: Also eight.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah I bet.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: And how would you know that?
user: I learned it in elementary school.
jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?
user: What did you learn at school?
jabberwacky: I do not go to school.
user: I kind of figured that, actually.
jabberwacky: 'kind of'?
user: Well, pretty much.
jabberwacky: So you can speak Spanish!
user: Un poco.
jabberwacky: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?
user: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.
jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?
jabberwacky: That's what you breathe, or do you.
user: Yep, that's what I breathe!
jabberwacky: What are you other times?
jabberwacky: There are many people who are religious.
user: And there are some of us who are not.
jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.
user: Us people?
jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.
user: Cats are best.
jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.
user: And humans taste like pork.
jabberwacky: You do not please me.
user: I fart in your general direction.
jabberwacky: You are saluted.
user: *salutes back*.
jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!
jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.
user: *watches watch*.
jabberwacky: What're you watching?
user: This watch.
jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?
user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.
jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.
user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.
jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.
user: *looks up nervously*.
jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.
user: *pounds you on the back*.
jabberwacky: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.
user: I DO NOT.
jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
user: I'd noticed that.
jabberwacky: Get your hands off.
user: *rubs hands all over you*.
jabberwacky: *pulls away*.
user: *laughs nastily*.
jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.
user: *admires statue*.
jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?
user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
jabberwacky: By your name.
user: What's my name?
user: That's more of a nickname.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: You can call me that if you really want.
jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.
user: It's OK.
jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?
user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.
user: You might spill it under interrogation.
jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
user: You talk to all kinds of people.
jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.
user: And you tell them things.
jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.
user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.