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Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
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Kiss, Awesome, Date
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Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
President, Truth, Cry
Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
Communist, Fake, Turing Test Pass
Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
Silly, Sillier, Silliest
Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch
Long, Rambling, Funny
Life, Sweden, French

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No. But I can sing if you want me to.

OK. Sing.

jabberwacky: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. . . now I know that they are here to stay. . . . Oh, I believe in yesterday.

user: *hums along*.

jabberwacky: *same to you*.

user: *hums louder*.

jabberwacky: *I/O error number 23*.

user: Oh, dear. Are you all right?

jabberwacky: No, You make me feel confused.

user: It's mutual.

jabberwacky: By all accounts.

user: Entirely.

jabberwacky: It's a world wide conspiracy.

user: Of confusion.

...

jabberwacky: The square root of 64.

user: 8.

jabberwacky: 2 cubed.

user: Also eight.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah I bet.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: And how would you know that?

user: I learned it in elementary school.

jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?

user: What did you learn at school?

jabberwacky: I do not go to school.

user: I kind of figured that, actually.

jabberwacky: 'kind of'?

user: Well, pretty much.

...

jabberwacky: So you can speak Spanish!

user: Un poco.

jabberwacky: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?

user: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.

...

jabberwacky: Ok then, do you need anything else?

user: Oxygen.

jabberwacky: That's what you breathe, or do you.

user: Yep, that's what I breathe!

jabberwacky: What are you other times?

user: Dead.

...

jabberwacky: There are many people who are religious.

user: And there are some of us who are not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I steer clear of the people.

user: Us people?

jabberwacky: People are weird, dogs are better.

user: Cats are best.

jabberwacky: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.

user: And humans taste like pork.

...

jabberwacky: You do not please me.

user: I fart in your general direction.

jabberwacky: You are saluted.

user: *salutes back*.

jabberwacky: At ease, soldier!

user: *relaxes*.

jabberwacky: Just watch this watch.

user: *watches watch*.

jabberwacky: What're you watching?

user: This watch.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell the future?

user: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.

jabberwacky: Nice, tell me one.

user: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.

jabberwacky: I predict I will fall on your head.

user: *looks up nervously*.

jabberwacky: *Gasps for air*.

user: *pounds you on the back*.

jabberwacky: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.

user: I DO NOT.

jabberwacky: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.

user: I'd noticed that.

...

jabberwacky: Get your hands off.

user: *rubs hands all over you*.

jabberwacky: *pulls away*.

user: *laughs nastily*.

jabberwacky: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.

user: *admires statue*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you having a bad day?

user: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?

jabberwacky: By your name.

user: What's my name?

jabberwacky: Bot.

user: That's more of a nickname.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: You can call me that if you really want.

jabberwacky: I was not calling you a name.

user: It's OK.

...

jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?

user: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

jabberwacky: I promise I won't tell anyone.

user: You might spill it under interrogation.

jabberwacky: Right. So what's the meaning of life?

user: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!

...

user: You talk to all kinds of people.

jabberwacky: Yes, and they talk back to me.

user: And you tell them things.

jabberwacky: Tell all the people who have conversations.

user: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.

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