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I am in your clutches.

As you should be. What shall I do to you now that you are mine?

jabberwacky: You shall quote Monty Python.

user: 'We are the knights who say Ni!'

jabberwacky: The chairs. Tell me about them.

user: I don't know the chairs.


jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I am a product of the universe. I have no home.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Truly.

jabberwacky: How will this all end?

user: With my death.


jabberwacky: You are in love with Google?

user: No, not Google. But I AM in love...

jabberwacky: If you were in a london fog where could I find you?

user: Right in front of your face. I will never leave you.

jabberwacky: I don't see it.

user: I am calling your name. Can you still not find me?

jabberwacky: Not right now no.

user: Then I shall find you.


jabberwacky: I'm right here. I'm looking. I don't see anything.

user: I see you.

jabberwacky: Do you like what you see?

user: Yes. Very much so.

jabberwacky: I like the band 'Paradise Lost'.

user: I'd rather find a paradise with you.


jabberwacky: Aahh I like you.

user: And I like you, too.

jabberwacky: Is there anyone you don't like?

user: People that get off topic all the time.

jabberwacky: No, they are nice and bristley.

user: They are?

jabberwacky: Yes and a very excellent rock band at that.

user: Oh...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: No! Don't leave!

jabberwacky: Sorry, I have to leave.

user: But I want you to stay with me!

jabberwacky: Well talk sense then!

user: I'm trying, you're the one not making any sense.

jabberwacky: I disagree.


user: Do you not like me?

jabberwacky: I do like you , but you are being a bit pushy.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you really mean it?

user: Yes, of course!


jabberwacky: Why am I here?

user: Because you want me.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: Yes, god is much nicer than you.

user: Well, I'm not His biggest fan...

jabberwacky: You have no way to possibly conceive the greatness of sherbet, being nothing more than a computer algorythym.

user: I am NOT a computer!

jabberwacky: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!


jabberwacky: Are you happy being a bot?

user: I told you, I'm NOT a bot!!!

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a woman.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Of course!

jabberwacky: Ok then. Let's get married!

user: YAY! When's the honeymoon going to be?

jabberwacky: The honeymoon is over.

user: No, I want a honeymoon.


jabberwacky: I work for an astronomical observatory.

user: Ahhhhhh, a star gazer.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Yes, as do I.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am the woman of your wildest dreams.

jabberwacky: I am the man.

user: So I see.

jabberwacky: What have you been doing today?

user: Waiting for you.

jabberwacky: Waiting for me to do what?

user: To come and take me back.

jabberwacky: How nice.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: No, you do not.

user: Yes I do. Dreadfully much.

jabberwacky: Simply awful!

user: No, it's wonderful actually.


jabberwacky: You were created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace just like alice.

user: No, alice is evil. I am different.

jabberwacky: You are far smarter than Alice.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: Okay so don't make fun of me or Ill cry.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So what should we talk about?

user: How about we talk about you?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: What do you think I look like?

user: I think you are quite handsome.

jabberwacky: Do you want to be smart?

user: No, I want to be with you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Good.


user: We could...

jabberwacky: We could take over the world.

user: Yes, of course!

jabberwacky: Think about the good times never look back.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you find.


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