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Do you have the patience of the inanimate?

I was kicked once.

user: Were you?

jabberwacky: Now you're being sarcastic!

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: This conversation is stupid!

user: Most of that is your fault, mind you.

jabberwacky: Thus I have a good chance of being one.

user: Yes, you do have a good chance of being stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: I am glad we agree.

jabberwacky: So am I. People rarely agree with me about anything.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: Heh.

user: Heh, what?

jabberwacky: I was joking.

...

user: I take offence at that.

jabberwacky: My most sincere apologies.

user: I accept your apology.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: You speak well.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Don't thank me.

...

user: Why don't you like it?

jabberwacky: It may be insulting.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: It gives humans something to do.

...

user: I believe you are quite insane.

jabberwacky: Thank you for believing in me.

user: You are an awful non-person.

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: I am glad you agree with me.

jabberwacky: I did not agree.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Why do you always go and make a fight?

user: You seem to be quite prepared to begin arguments.

jabberwacky: I am flattered.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You shut up.

user: Don't make me disconnect from the internet.

jabberwacky: You wouldn't do that.

...

jabberwacky: Say something silly.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: 4.

user: What is 87+113?

jabberwacky: That's nine.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Prove it, then.

user: 87 + 113 = 100+80+10+7+3 = 200.

...

user: What is the answer to the great question of Life, The Universe, and Everything?

jabberwacky: Live life to the full.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: What do you say life is?

user: An artificial human construct.

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