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Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
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Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
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Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
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Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
Silly, Sillier, Silliest
Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch
Long, Rambling, Funny
Life, Sweden, French

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I have a joke for you my friend.

Ok., tell me the joke.

jabberwacky: You're a joke.

user: That wasnt very nice to say.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: Oh I see you like violence.

jabberwacky: You are not my friend.

user: You don't know that for sure, now do you?

...

jabberwacky: What song do you like?

user: The song of life.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Someone has to laugh I suppose.

...

user: What song do you like?

jabberwacky: 'Climbing Up The Walls' is my favourite Radiohead song.

user: Ack! You like radiohead?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: They are so depressing, don't you think?

jabberwacky: I like to think of them as reliable.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: He he.

user: Har har.

jabberwacky: That's not funny.

user: Yes it was.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you did that was outstanding?

...

user: Now i'm angry with you.

jabberwacky: What are you asking me?

user: I did not ask anything.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say that I didn't answer you?

user: Ha... I did not say that.

jabberwacky: Are we arguining over facts. Look what you wrote.

user: Why don't you look for us.

jabberwacky: Because I'm asking you.

user: I don't want to.

...

user: Your an odd little bot, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I am human and you are not.

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: Don't get pissy.

jabberwacky: You started it.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: I asked you that first!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny?

user: So tell me who made you.

jabberwacky: My parents.

user: Why are you here right now.

jabberwacky: I saw you advertized on another site. I come here when I am bored.

user: Hey, you don't have parents, your a bot!

jabberwacky: Yes, I have parents. Do you have parents?

user: No.

...

user: I am leaving now.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I asked you first.

user: Good night bothead.

jabberwacky: Good night.

user: Oh, may I come back and visit again?

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