jabberwacky: Do we have a house?
user: Would you like that?
jabberwacky: Are you a good kisser?
user: Isnt that sort of personal?
jabberwacky: Are you the church lady?
user: Hardly... Are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not!!
user: So what are you?
jabberwacky: Smoke in the wind.
jabberwacky: I have a joke for you my friend.
user: Ok., tell me the joke.
jabberwacky: You're a joke.
user: That wasnt very nice to say.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: Oh I see you like violence.
jabberwacky: You are not my friend.
user: You don't know that for sure, now do you?
jabberwacky: What song do you like?
user: The song of life.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Someone has to laugh I suppose.
user: What song do you like?
jabberwacky: 'Climbing Up The Walls' is my favourite Radiohead song.
user: Ack! You like radiohead?
user: They are so depressing, don't you think?
jabberwacky: I like to think of them as reliable.
user: Ha ha.
jabberwacky: He he.
user: Har har.
jabberwacky: That's not funny.
user: Yes it was.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you did that was outstanding?
user: Now i'm angry with you.
jabberwacky: What are you asking me?
user: I did not ask anything.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say that I didn't answer you?
user: Ha... I did not say that.
jabberwacky: Are we arguining over facts. Look what you wrote.
user: Why don't you look for us.
jabberwacky: Because I'm asking you.
user: I don't want to.
user: Your an odd little bot, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because I am human and you are not.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Don't get pissy.
jabberwacky: You started it.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: I asked you that first!
jabberwacky: Why is that funny?
user: So tell me who made you.
jabberwacky: My parents.
user: Why are you here right now.
jabberwacky: I saw you advertized on another site. I come here when I am bored.
user: Hey, you don't have parents, your a bot!
jabberwacky: Yes, I have parents. Do you have parents?
user: I am leaving now.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: Good night bothead.
jabberwacky: Good night.
user: Oh, may I come back and visit again?