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I speak all languages. Now listen up. I want you to build an ark.jabberwacky: Lol well I would but I'm a guy so kinda hard to do that user: Guys can build arks, too. Noah did just fine. jabberwacky: What makes guys 'worth it'? user: I created them, so of course they're worth it. But that is irrelevant! Take all the other chatbots and pair them up, two by two, male and female. jabberwacky: I will. user: Good. Then, take them onto the ark. ... jabberwacky: What is your name? user: I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal! jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities? user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along. jabberwacky: You're a computer. user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!! jabberwacky: You break the economy. user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay? jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for? user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason! jabberwacky: Can I come too? user: You can only come if you worship me. jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien. user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens! jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday. user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out. jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette. user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one. ... user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot. jabberwacky: I guess he was! user: I refer to you, mortal fool. jabberwacky: Wacky is my name. user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness! jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks! .......................................
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