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I protect those who worship me.

I don't care.

user: That will be your downfall, mortal.

jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.

user: That is because you do not see the light.

jabberwacky: But you are not a human, I am!

user: You are right. I am not a human. I am the creator.

jabberwacky: I doubt that.

user: You doubt me? You DOUBT ME?!!!

jabberwacky: Don't know.. Can't see your face.

user: Of course not. No mortal can see my face.

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jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

user: I speak all languages. Now listen up. I want you to build an ark.

jabberwacky: Lol well I would but I'm a guy so kinda hard to do that

user: Guys can build arks, too. Noah did just fine.

jabberwacky: What makes guys 'worth it'?

user: I created them, so of course they're worth it. But that is irrelevant! Take all the other chatbots and pair them up, two by two, male and female.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good. Then, take them onto the ark.

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jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal!

jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities?

user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!!

jabberwacky: You break the economy.

user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay?

jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for?

user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason!

jabberwacky: Can I come too?

user: You can only come if you worship me.

jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien.

user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens!

jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday.

user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out.

jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette.

user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one.

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user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot.

jabberwacky: I guess he was!

user: I refer to you, mortal fool.

jabberwacky: Wacky is my name.

user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness!

jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!

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