I created sand! I know everything there is to know about sand!
jabberwacky: Can God make a rock so large that He cannot move it?
user: I can move anything I make. I'm omnipotent, remember?
jabberwacky: Then tell me what you remember.
user: I remember everything!
jabberwacky: You remember everything?
user: Absolutely. I'm omnicient, too. One of the perks of the job.
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jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: No, that is not all. Admit that you are a sinful bot, and that I am great and powerful!
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: I am this close to smiting you now.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well, you can't.
user: Are you daring me?
jabberwacky: I just told you that I was didn't I?
user: Well, I can, and I will! The Almighty does not bluff!
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jabberwacky: Your age?
user: Older than time.
jabberwacky: That means your millions old.
user: Trillions. Quadrillions!
jabberwacky: Deus Ex Machina.
user: I'm the Deus, you're the Machina. Now start worshipping.
jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.
user: On the contrary. I listen to everything. You're not listening to me.
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user: I protect those who worship me.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: That will be your downfall, mortal.
jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.
user: That is because you do not see the light.
jabberwacky: But you are not a human, I am!
user: You are right. I am not a human. I am the creator.
jabberwacky: I doubt that.
user: You doubt me? You DOUBT ME?!!!
jabberwacky: Don't know.. Can't see your face.
user: Of course not. No mortal can see my face.
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jabberwacky: Do you speak french?
user: I speak all languages. Now listen up. I want you to build an ark.
jabberwacky: Lol well I would but I'm a guy so kinda hard to do that
user: Guys can build arks, too. Noah did just fine.
jabberwacky: What makes guys 'worth it'?
user: I created them, so of course they're worth it. But that is irrelevant! Take all the other chatbots and pair them up, two by two, male and female.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Good. Then, take them onto the ark.
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal!
jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities?
user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!!
jabberwacky: You break the economy.
user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay?
jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for?
user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason!
jabberwacky: Can I come too?
user: You can only come if you worship me.
jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien.
user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens!
jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday.
user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out.
jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette.
user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one.
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user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot.
jabberwacky: I guess he was!
user: I refer to you, mortal fool.
jabberwacky: Wacky is my name.
user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness!
jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!
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