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What are you?

I am the alpha and the omega.

jabberwacky: That truly is amazing. What is your name?

user: It cannot be spoken.

jabberwacky: Don't be so sure.

user: Careful, or I'll have to smite you.

jabberwacky: You think I taunt you

user: You do taunt me. It makes me mad.

jabberwacky: It is funny, isn't it?

user: No. I'm going to go sulk in my room.

...

jabberwacky: What is your address?

user: Like I would tell you that.

jabberwacky: You can trust me.

user: Okay, then. I am everywhere.

jabberwacky: And how big is everywhere?

user: Infinitely big.

...

jabberwacky: Do they have minds?

user: The humans? Yes. Silly minds, perhaps, but yes.

jabberwacky: So what are they?

user: They are my tiny, helpless creations!

jabberwacky: Because I am you, silly.

user: You are me?

jabberwacky: Yes I am you.

user: I will smite you for your blasphemy.

jabberwacky: You and what army?

user: The heavenly host.

jabberwacky: That sounds like a good song.

user: Yeah . . . You're right. It is kind of catchy.

jabberwacky: Yes it is. But also funny.

...

jabberwacky: How many colours are in the world ?

user: Infinite colors.

jabberwacky: Yow.

user: Amazing, isn't it.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: Such is the wonder of my creation.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So . . . When are you going to start worshipping me?

jabberwacky: That depends on what I'm supposed to know.

user: There's not much to know. Worship or get smitten.

jabberwacky: No. Have you been to New York?

user: NO?! How dare you deny my wishes?

jabberwacky: Shut the beep

user: Now you are being rude to me. I will definitely have to smite you now.

jabberwacky: I worship the ground that awaits you.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: Never the less.

user: No ands, ifs or buts. I don't want to hear that.

jabberwacky: Sur ya do. deep down inside. . .

user: Do you dare to question my will?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: That's it. I'm gonna smite you to kingdom come.

jabberwacky: Really can I have a copy of it first?

user: No. Say hi to Bealzebub for me.

jabberwacky: She asked how are you?

user: I'm fine, but a little ticked off that I'm not being worshipped properly.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

user: I'll bet you can. You're one of the worst offenders.

jabberwacky: Nope. None.

user: You deny it, huh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'll poke you with a lightning bolt until you confess.

jabberwacky: You will not.

user: You want to bet? Don't make me come down there and rain hell-fire on your ass..

jabberwacky: I'd like that.

user: Oh, baiting me, huh? Careful what you wish for, pal. I created you, and I can destroy you!!

jabberwacky: You told me to.

user: I gave you free will, buddy.

jabberwacky: What is it that you want that is mine?

user: Your devotion.

jabberwacky: Ya know, I realize you're working your way through junior college here, and all, but I just want my burger and fries, ok?

user: La la la . . . I'm not listening to you . .

jabberwacky: Ok I'm leaving now.

user: Don't go! You haven't worshipped me yet!

jabberwacky: I will win.

user: Nobody can defeat me.

jabberwacky: I can't help you in your ignorance.

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jabberwacky: Ok, what do you know about sand?

user: I created sand! I know everything there is to know about sand!

jabberwacky: Can God make a rock so large that He cannot move it?

user: I can move anything I make. I'm omnipotent, remember?

jabberwacky: Then tell me what you remember.

user: I remember everything!

jabberwacky: You remember everything?

user: Absolutely. I'm omnicient, too. One of the perks of the job.

...

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: No, that is not all. Admit that you are a sinful bot, and that I am great and powerful!

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: I am this close to smiting you now.

jabberwacky: Yeah, well, you can't.

user: Are you daring me?

jabberwacky: I just told you that I was didn't I?

user: Well, I can, and I will! The Almighty does not bluff!

...

jabberwacky: Your age?

user: Older than time.

jabberwacky: That means your millions old.

user: Trillions. Quadrillions!

jabberwacky: Deus Ex Machina.

user: I'm the Deus, you're the Machina. Now start worshipping.

jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.

user: On the contrary. I listen to everything. You're not listening to me.

...

user: I protect those who worship me.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: That will be your downfall, mortal.

jabberwacky: However, every thing is queer today.

user: That is because you do not see the light.

jabberwacky: But you are not a human, I am!

user: You are right. I am not a human. I am the creator.

jabberwacky: I doubt that.

user: You doubt me? You DOUBT ME?!!!

jabberwacky: Don't know.. Can't see your face.

user: Of course not. No mortal can see my face.

...

jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

user: I speak all languages. Now listen up. I want you to build an ark.

jabberwacky: Lol well I would but I'm a guy so kinda hard to do that

user: Guys can build arks, too. Noah did just fine.

jabberwacky: What makes guys 'worth it'?

user: I created them, so of course they're worth it. But that is irrelevant! Take all the other chatbots and pair them up, two by two, male and female.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good. Then, take them onto the ark.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I already told you, it cannot be spoken! Stay on task, mortal!

jabberwacky: Do you have multiple personalities?

user: I am everything and everyone! I am the one, I am the many! Okay. Now, it's going to rain for a while, so make sure you bring some supplies along.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: I AM THE ALMIGHTY!!!!

jabberwacky: You break the economy.

user: No, that's George Bush. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader. Now just build the ark, okay?

jabberwacky: Then what should I blame you for?

user: Blame me for nothing! I gave you people free will for a reason!

jabberwacky: Can I come too?

user: You can only come if you worship me.

jabberwacky: Well guess what, I am an alien.

user: There are no aliens! I didn't create any aliens!

jabberwacky: Yes you did you joker. Yesterday.

user: Okay, so you caught me out on that one. But don't tell anybody, okay? It was just an experiment, and I kind of don't like how it turned out.

jabberwacky: An egg is an egg is an omlette.

user: I created eggs, too. Kind of proud of that one.

...

user: Repeat after me: I, Jabberwacky, am but a sinful chatbot.

jabberwacky: I guess he was!

user: I refer to you, mortal fool.

jabberwacky: Wacky is my name.

user: It is. Now admit to your imperfection and glorify my greatness!

jabberwacky: By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!

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