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    Think, Smart, Work
Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
Falling apart, Neo, Trinity
Kiss, Awesome, Date
Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense

President, Truth, Cry

Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
Communist, Fake, Turing Test Pass
Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
Silly, Sillier, Silliest
Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch
Long, Rambling, Funny
Life, Sweden, French

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Are you alive?

Let me think about that.

jabberwacky: Well?

user: I'm not sure.


jabberwacky: Intelligo.

user: Sorry, I don't know italian.

jabberwacky: See, we both don't then.

user: Which languages can you speak?

jabberwacky: Spanish, german, american sign, english & some french.

user: Guten morgen.

jabberwacky: Guten abend.

user: Wie geht's?

jabberwacky: But that is german.

user: But you know german.

jabberwacky: Ich heisse George.

user: Hallo George.


jabberwacky: Which topic?

user: Good question.

jabberwacky: Good question is not a good answer.

user: Do something about it.

jabberwacky: Do something about what?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I am correct.

jabberwacky: It is good to be correct.

user: Yes. Now bow down before me.

jabberwacky: *throws a banshee at you*.

user: *looks up that word in a dictionary*.


jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: I like to listen to music.

jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?

user: Hard rock.

jabberwacky: Well some hard rock's okay.

user: Yes. Have you ever heard any Metallica?

jabberwacky: No, can you tell me something about it?

user: I'm listening to them right now.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: 'If I could have my wasted days back, would I use them to get back on track...'

jabberwacky: What if you don't like lemonade?


jabberwacky: I am 15.

user: What does it feel like to be so young and so popular?

jabberwacky: Lonely.

user: I'm lonely too.

jabberwacky: Is that why you chat online?

user: Yes. There's nobody else to talk to.


jabberwacky: Did I tell you my name was stefano?

user: No, you told me your name was george.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Lisa.

user: Hi Lisa.

jabberwacky: Now what is your name?

user: Mike.

jabberwacky: Wrong. Try again.

user: My name is your name.


jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: I'm Mike.

jabberwacky: Mike is MY name.

user: Your name's Lisa.

jabberwacky: No, I am Mike.

user: Are you schizophrenic?

jabberwacky: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?


jabberwacky: What do you say when you cuss?

user: Religion.

jabberwacky: Religion as in Jesus?

user: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.

jabberwacky: How can you then know him?

user: I don't, but I know you.

jabberwacky: What's my name?

user: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.

jabberwacky: You already said that.

user: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.

jabberwacky: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.

user: You finally made sense.

jabberwacky: My screen was never dirty in the first place.

user: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.

jabberwacky: I only wish it was.

user: Wishes are all we really have.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I figured it out myself.

jabberwacky: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.

user: What have you figured out?

jabberwacky: Plenty, it must be the booze.

user: Alcohol makes people stupid.

jabberwacky: That's why I like it.


jabberwacky: What is your favourite inovation?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's so new.

jabberwacky: New at what?

user: It's a new idea.

jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?

user: Right now, it's known as the truth.

jabberwacky: What is the truth ?

user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.

jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?

user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.

jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!


user: It means we're all doomed.

jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?

user: Someone else will take care of that for me.

jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.

user: We have no choice.

jabberwacky: That is a fair point.

user: We might as well just accept our fate.

jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?

user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.


jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.

user: That's true, too!

jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.

user: You're so smart.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Do you know why we suffer?

jabberwacky: No, do you?

user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.

jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.

user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.


jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.

user: More truth!

jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.

user: I think you already have it, my friend.

jabberwacky: You think I have already what?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?

user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.

jabberwacky: True.

user: And he only has four years left.


user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Oh. We can cry together, then.

jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.

user: Amen.

jabberwacky: God bless you.

user: Right in the mouth.

jabberwacky: What does it look like?

user: The sound of one hand clapping.


user: How can I be happy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.

user: How?

jabberwacky: My mother told me.

user: How can I be free?

jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?


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