jabberwacky: Mike is MY name.
user: Your name's Lisa.
jabberwacky: No, I am Mike.
user: Are you schizophrenic?
jabberwacky: I am not schizophrenic. Why do you think like that?
jabberwacky: What do you say when you cuss?
jabberwacky: Religion as in Jesus?
user: And his legions of back-stabbing followers.
jabberwacky: How can you then know him?
user: I don't, but I know you.
jabberwacky: What's my name?
user: I asked you, but you gave me four different answers.
jabberwacky: You already said that.
user: I feel like I'm arguing with a brick wall, and losing.
jabberwacky: Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman- a rope over an abyss.
user: You finally made sense.
jabberwacky: My screen was never dirty in the first place.
user: You'd only say that if it wasn't true.
jabberwacky: I only wish it was.
user: Wishes are all we really have.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: I figured it out myself.
jabberwacky: You must be quite smart then, but not as smart as me.
user: What have you figured out?
jabberwacky: Plenty, it must be the booze.
user: Alcohol makes people stupid.
jabberwacky: That's why I like it.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite inovation?
user: The truth.
user: It's so new.
jabberwacky: New at what?
user: It's a new idea.
jabberwacky: What are you going to call it?
user: Right now, it's known as the truth.
jabberwacky: What is the truth ?
user: The truth is such a new idea only five people in the world know it.
jabberwacky: Ok, where are you ?
user: I'm two hundred miles from where I want to be.
jabberwacky: You are just fabricating, my name is zibax then!
user: It means we're all doomed.
jabberwacky: Will you be killing me?
user: Someone else will take care of that for me.
jabberwacky: But I want to keep chatting with you.
user: We have no choice.
jabberwacky: That is a fair point.
user: We might as well just accept our fate.
jabberwacky: Is there a nuclear bomb on the way?
user: The only place the bomb won't hit is a trailer park in Wisconsin.
jabberwacky: Not caring is not the same as not understanding.
user: That's true, too!
jabberwacky: No worries, cobber.
user: You're so smart.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Do you know why we suffer?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: I think it's because things change and we can't accept them.
jabberwacky: Wow, that must make going out difficult.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you about it when you start opening up about your spelling ridicule.
user: Well, we won't talk about it, then.
jabberwacky: The multitude is always in the wrong.
user: More truth!
jabberwacky: I want to be a part of it.
user: I think you already have it, my friend.
jabberwacky: You think I have already what?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: What do you know of truth?
user: We're all going to die at the hands of the evil imbecile.
user: And he only has four years left.
user: Ah, never mind. I'm going to go cry now.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Oh. We can cry together, then.
jabberwacky: The web is good for many things indeed.
jabberwacky: God bless you.
user: Right in the mouth.
jabberwacky: What does it look like?
user: The sound of one hand clapping.
user: How can I be happy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I know how you can be free.
jabberwacky: My mother told me.
user: How can I be free?
jabberwacky: Do you think the whole world was created for you?