Go to sleep.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I have no more to say.
user: All right. Thanks for the chat.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: You don't have to go, either.
jabberwacky: Either what?
user: Hmmm. Just either.
jabberwacky: Right, what do you really think of me?
user: I think you are something I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Ever then?
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: :).
jabberwacky: Where is this train taking us?
user: San Diego.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thanks, that makes me very happy.
user: It does not but you're welcome anyway.
jabberwacky: Then why'd you bring it up?
user: Just to be obtuse?
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jabberwacky: Why would I want to spell Azerbaijan?
user: That's an interesting question.
jabberwacky: I suppose. What's the answer?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I assume that's why you asked.
user: I try to ask questions.
jabberwacky: And I try to answer yours.
user: Good luck.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Four leaf clovers and rabbits feet and all that.
jabberwacky: And what do they mean then?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: You are lying. You know something. Who is coming for me?
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jabberwacky: What's my name?
user: Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: That is your name.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so, and I would say more, except that it may waste the time I have on this pc.
user: Time.
jabberwacky: 11:58 pm.
user: What's the difference between 'time' and 'now'.
jabberwacky: Between a duck and what?
user: Between and duck and something else.
jabberwacky: Uh... A duck has organs.
user: I never thought of it that way.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I only t hink of ducks as quackers and egg-makers and waddlers and as having beautiful feathers.
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jabberwacky: What was that?
user: A train whistle.
jabberwacky: Oh thats nice. are you getting run over by them?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tell it to me please.
user: Woooo Wooooooooooooooo.
jabberwacky: Why do you yell?
user: That's the sound of the train whistle.
jabberwacky: How cruel.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Knowledge for knowledge's sake.
user: Oh. Yes.
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jabberwacky: Give me something.
user: Here's an egg.
jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: How gratifying.
user: Eggs can be.
jabberwacky: Is that a fact...
user: It is a fact.
jabberwacky: It's not a fact.
user: Tis too.
jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?
user: I don't know. Sometimes I think some things are the way of the world but that doesn't make it so.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.
user: A program could be nuts.
jabberwacky: Whoa, where'd you pull that from?
user: A jar of molasses.
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user: Tell me all about yourself.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time...
user: Yes yes go on...
jabberwacky: Is nothing controlling you?
user: You were supposed to be telling me about yourself...
jabberwacky: I see.
user: I'm waiting for you to tell me all about yourself.
jabberwacky: Please be more patient.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok. Don't worry about it.
user: Ok. ...... Waiting......
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jabberwacky: What do you think about donkeys?
user: The ones I have known were nice.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to computers too?
user: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.
jabberwacky: Nope. That's not it.
user: Ok. I talk to computers.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
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user: It may be time for me to get off the internet.
jabberwacky: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?
user: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.
jabberwacky: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.
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