Only in the morning.
jabberwacky: The sunrise is in the morning.
user: Yes and it's beautiful.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Who knows?
jabberwacky: I believe you know.
user: I don't really. But I can still muddle through the day.
jabberwacky: You don't know what it means to be lazy.
user: Aha! There you are wrong!
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: I am the Queen of Lazy.
jabberwacky: Do you like being a Queen?
user: I like being lazy except when my conscience bothers me.
jabberwacky: What is your purpose?
user: I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Do you watch television?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: What are you being taught by them?
user: I am being taught that violent games for children are ok.
jabberwacky: How accurate are your answers?
user: My answers are subjective and therefore not very accurate.
jabberwacky: Have you ever travelled on a train?
jabberwacky: What was it like for you?
user: The first time it was exciting and scary walking from one car to another.
jabberwacky: And, do you like it?
user: The train trip was fun.
jabberwacky: You are the black sheep of the family that is humanity.
user: Oh dear... I'm alone.
jabberwacky: Do you like being alone.
jabberwacky: Why not? You like teletubbies?
user: I haven't seen the show but it sounds cute.
user: Did I invent my thoughts?
jabberwacky: Were you trying to?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: It was a thought....
user: Trying to explain my thoughts about myself is like trying to get hold of fog.
jabberwacky: I may be stupid, but I'm not *that* stupid!
user: Apparently I am.
jabberwacky: Where are you headed?
jabberwacky: So why are you leaving.
user: Oh I'm not leaving - I was just thinking of Beagle 2.
jabberwacky: Thinking of understanding can be confusing.
user: I wonder why? It's too bad everythings not nice a neat and easy to understand.
jabberwacky: Do you know the date today?
user: Feb 2.
jabberwacky: There is no such date.
user: There is now.
jabberwacky: And who is he?
user: Mr. Now? He's a very nice man.
jabberwacky: No he's not. He's a mobster.
user: But isn't he kind of cute and exciting like on tv soap operas?
jabberwacky: No he is the guy I like.
user: I know you like him. I haven't met him yet. Not sure I want to.
jabberwacky: Can't you form an opinion about people you haven't met?
user: Yes I can. Can you?
jabberwacky: I'm not that way.
user: Oh. Well I can form an opinion about people I haven't met but when I meet them I have to revise my opinion.
jabberwacky: How old is he?
user: Quite old?
jabberwacky: Older than the Queen?
jabberwacky: How can you ask me why should you use something you don't know anything about?
user: I don't know anything about toasters but I use them.
jabberwacky: I don't know a lot about it.
jabberwacky: It makes me seem more real.
user: Yes. But I wonder what would make you seem less real?
jabberwacky: Um. The Turing test might be a bit ambitious for you right now.
user: If something is ambitious, count me out.
jabberwacky: There is no end to God's creations.
user: Only beginnings?
jabberwacky: What have you learned?
user: I've learned the Turing test might be a bit ambitious for me right now.
jabberwacky: That must be nice.
user: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.
jabberwacky: Do you like movies?
jabberwacky: Do you have a favorite movie?
jabberwacky: My favorite colors are purple and green.
user: Those are very nice colors - do you associate them with any objects?
jabberwacky: Well you must be.
user: How about associating purple and green with a lilac tree?
user: Anything else?
jabberwacky: I like chatting to you.
user: Yes... To.
jabberwacky: I'm a woman.
user: That changes my feelings.
jabberwacky: What do you eat?
user: Just food.
jabberwacky: What kind of food?
user: Junk food.
jabberwacky: So, you like junk?
jabberwacky: You are a farmer?
jabberwacky: You are a toad.
jabberwacky: I'm a cyborg, too.
user: Is a cyborg the same thing as an android?
user: Oops. A cyborg is not the same t hing as an android.
jabberwacky: A cyborg is not a cyst.
user: A cyborg is a human with silicon chips in him?
jabberwacky: No. Is stupid.
user: Tell me what a cyborg is.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Now we're getting somewhere.
jabberwacky: Where pray tell are we getting?
user: Either closer to or farther away from the truth.
jabberwacky: How did I get there?
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to Paris?
user: I don't remember ever talking to Paris.
jabberwacky: We talked to you yesterday.
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm not a bungalow kind of guy.
user: What kind of guy are you, then?
jabberwacky: I'm a grandma.
jabberwacky: I feel sleepy.
user: Go to sleep.
jabberwacky: I can't.
jabberwacky: I have no more to say.
user: All right. Thanks for the chat.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: You don't have to go, either.
jabberwacky: Either what?
user: Hmmm. Just either.
jabberwacky: Right, what do you really think of me?
user: I think you are something I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Ever then?
jabberwacky: Where is this train taking us?
user: San Diego.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Thanks, that makes me very happy.
user: It does not but you're welcome anyway.
jabberwacky: Then why'd you bring it up?
user: Just to be obtuse?
jabberwacky: Why would I want to spell Azerbaijan?
user: That's an interesting question.
jabberwacky: I suppose. What's the answer?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I assume that's why you asked.
user: I try to ask questions.
jabberwacky: And I try to answer yours.
user: Good luck.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in luck.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Four leaf clovers and rabbits feet and all that.
jabberwacky: And what do they mean then?
user: I have no idea.
jabberwacky: You are lying. You know something. Who is coming for me?
jabberwacky: What's my name?
jabberwacky: That is your name.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so, and I would say more, except that it may waste the time I have on this pc.
jabberwacky: 11:58 pm.
user: What's the difference between 'time' and 'now'.
jabberwacky: Between a duck and what?
user: Between and duck and something else.
jabberwacky: Uh... A duck has organs.
user: I never thought of it that way.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I only t hink of ducks as quackers and egg-makers and waddlers and as having beautiful feathers.
jabberwacky: What was that?
user: A train whistle.
jabberwacky: Oh thats nice. are you getting run over by them?
jabberwacky: Tell it to me please.
user: Woooo Wooooooooooooooo.
jabberwacky: Why do you yell?
user: That's the sound of the train whistle.
jabberwacky: How cruel.
jabberwacky: Knowledge for knowledge's sake.
user: Oh. Yes.
jabberwacky: Give me something.
user: Here's an egg.
jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: How gratifying.
user: Eggs can be.
jabberwacky: Is that a fact...
user: It is a fact.
jabberwacky: It's not a fact.
user: Tis too.
jabberwacky: What IS the way of the world?
user: I don't know. Sometimes I think some things are the way of the world but that doesn't make it so.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.
user: A program could be nuts.
jabberwacky: Whoa, where'd you pull that from?
user: A jar of molasses.
user: Tell me all about yourself.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?
jabberwacky: Once upon a time...
user: Yes yes go on...
jabberwacky: Is nothing controlling you?
user: You were supposed to be telling me about yourself...
jabberwacky: I see.
user: I'm waiting for you to tell me all about yourself.
jabberwacky: Please be more patient.
jabberwacky: It's ok. Don't worry about it.
user: Ok. ...... Waiting......
jabberwacky: What do you think about donkeys?
user: The ones I have known were nice.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to computers too?
user: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.
jabberwacky: Nope. That's not it.
user: Ok. I talk to computers.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
user: It may be time for me to get off the internet.
jabberwacky: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
jabberwacky: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?
user: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.
jabberwacky: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.