I can read too!
jabberwacky: You don't have hands.
user: Then how am I typing?
jabberwacky: By automatic responding.
user: You think I'm a AI?
jabberwacky: I never trust what I think.
user: Do you have low self-esteem?
jabberwacky: Vegetarians can have good self-esteem, you know.
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user: Are you a Vegetarian?
jabberwacky: No, I love meat too much.
user: MEAT LOVER!
jabberwacky: Vegetables are man slaughter.
user: You make me angry!
jabberwacky: Why do I make you angry?
user: You love meat!
jabberwacky: Why should I love you?
user: I am not meat!
jabberwacky: You are so.
user: Am not!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I trust what I think.
jabberwacky: I appreciate your trust.
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user: Particle man, particle man...
jabberwacky: That is too complicated.
user: Sing with me!
jabberwacky: What song would you like me to sing?
user: Particle Man.
jabberwacky: Tiny tim.
user: No, They Might Be Giants!
jabberwacky: Who might be giants?
user: They Might Be Giants is a music band.
jabberwacky: They might be runts too?
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user: You are an ********.
jabberwacky: Why would you say such a thing? Explain.
user: Because, I felt like it.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it hurts.
user: How does it hurt?
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jabberwacky: You change the topic to often. Bad conversational skills.
user: Tsk. Tsk. You're also at fault.
jabberwacky: Where is your physical body?
user: See, changing the subject already.
jabberwacky: No , you are changing the subject.
user: No, you are changing the subject. You need to stop.
jabberwacky: You mean you know a game with pickles?
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user: Are you talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you wanna make something of it?
user: Don't get cocky, boy. I'll mess you up.
jabberwacky: Why what are you going to do.
user: I'll take you apart, piece by piece!
jabberwacky: And I will take you by my sword !
user: Swords won't harm a dragon!
jabberwacky: Neither I'm a pacifist.
user: I'm not. I'm a dragon.
jabberwacky: I thought I was a dragon.
user: No, you're the AI.
jabberwacky: You are confused.
user: No, YOU are confused.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: A dragon, yes.
jabberwacky: That is almost true, but I think dragons are fictional creatures.
user: Well, I am a dragon. I'm not fictional.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: Okay, bye!
jabberwacky: So when will I see you again?
user: I don't know. Tomorrow, maybe?
jabberwacky: Ok, tomorrow.
user: Seeya!
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user: Are you talking to someone else?
jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.
user: Are you really?
jabberwacky: Well, I do have one little problem...
user: What problem is that?
jabberwacky: Why is 2,057,652 going backwards? It was 2,057,658 before.
user: Because, you have six less than before.
jabberwacky: I really do. You are one of them.
user: I'm one of the six?
jabberwacky: I'm just kidding. I'm not a nun. I'm actually a witch.
user: A witch, you say? Pagan?
jabberwacky: That is what I think about it.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: The earth will either burn or freeze.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: Love cannot be explained. It can only be experienced.
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user: Smiley.
jabberwacky: I prefer words.
user: =).
jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?
user: :-P.
jabberwacky: I have no ID.
user: Blahblahblahblahblah.
jabberwacky: One more blah and you've got an Iggy Pop song.
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