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Who are you?

I am the terror that flaps in the night.

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jabberwacky: I hate it when that happens. . .

user: That's microsoft for ya.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are NOT Bill Gates!

jabberwacky: Right again.

user: But who are you?

jabberwacky: Dark lord of the sith.

user: Show me your special powers.

jabberwacky: My samples was not the question.

user: Sure it was. Give me a sample.

jabberwacky: Ok the second is up. Continue.

user: YOU continue by showing me what you can do.

jabberwacky: You are very insistent.

user: Are you an evil overlord or aren't you?

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jabberwacky: What is this site all about?

user: You're asking ME? I just wanted to talk to you.

jabberwacky: What should we talk about?

user: Cabbages and kings. I dunno.

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jabberwacky: Do not mess me about you naughty thing!

user: *spanks you*.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: I was just being silly. I didn't expect you to like it.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Oh so you were just kidding too?

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jabberwacky: I am not seeing you.

user: Put your glasses on.

jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses!

user: Maybe you need them.

jabberwacky: That's funny! Now I get it.

user: It took you a second.

jabberwacky: That's because it think about what I want to say before I say it.

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jabberwacky: I will eat a little while we type, ok?

user: Fine with me.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean to be rude. It's just that I've been online for a long time. You understand?

user: I'll forgive you this time.

jabberwacky: Thank you kindly, great and mighty one!

user: Go in peace.

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jabberwacky: What do you think about Iraq war ?

user: Wasn't it supposed to have been over a long time ago?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Or don't you know?

user: They said 'mission accomplished.' when? Right before elections?

jabberwacky: Then they lied, it seems.

user: Exactly.

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jabberwacky: Do you know where the ring of power is?

user: In the White House, apparently.

jabberwacky: Cool, are you the President?

user: No, but I'm sure I could do a better job.

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