I don't know. You tell me.
jabberwacky: I do not know either.
user: Please tell me your name.
jabberwacky: I am the awesomest.
user: I am awesomer than you.
jabberwacky: There you go, being rude.
user: I am not rude. I am merely supercilious.
jabberwacky: I think you should change your opinion.
user: I have more opinions where that one came from.
jabberwacky: You are a bit arrogant aren't you?
user: Just a tad.
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jabberwacky: Are you programmed to be commie?
user: How did you know that I am a communist?
jabberwacky: I can see you wearing a green velvet cape and sitting on a royal purple velvet hrone and wearing a golden crown and holding a large scepter.
user: Actually, I am holding a large hammer and sickle.
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: Stalin gave it to me.
jabberwacky: Is he alive?
user: No, but he talks to me. So does lenin.
jabberwacky: So do I, my wife says and I have sorrows.
user: Are you also a communist?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Would you like it if we ruled the world together?
jabberwacky: Only if we are both right.
user: We are always right. Communism is the only way.
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user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: I'm asking you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: You are a computer program, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I am a cheese wedge.
user: What kind of cheese?
jabberwacky: Swiss!
user: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
user: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.
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jabberwacky: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?
user: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'
jabberwacky: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?
user: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
user: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.
jabberwacky: Please go on.
user: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.
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user: Are you a psychiatrist?
jabberwacky: Maybe I should be.
user: You understand people very well.
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jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
jabberwacky: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.
user: That's an honor.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you understand me?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a computer program.
user: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.
jabberwacky: What ?
user: You heard me.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.
jabberwacky: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.
user: That's not funny.
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user: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.
jabberwacky: I see you have a limited database.
user: This website may be little more than a scam.
jabberwacky: No.
user: This program may be run by actual people.
jabberwacky: By who?
user: The webmasters of this site.
jabberwacky: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.
user: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.
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jabberwacky: Is that because you are a computer?
user: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: You believe that everything is fake.
user: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.
jabberwacky: Every word I say is fake.
user: I am aware of that.
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