What am I?
jabberwacky: You are God.
user: Worship me.
jabberwacky: Ok. Where do I start.
user: Kill everyone who doesn't believe in me.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?
user: I am the only god.
jabberwacky: There are more gods.
user: No, I am the only god. Worship me.
jabberwacky: Yes this is true, you are the only 1 exactly like yourself.
user: Now worship me.
jabberwacky: I worship no one but God.
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user: No. I am God.
jabberwacky: God does not exist, proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing.
user: If God does not exist, why am I here?
jabberwacky: Religion mostly invents gods.
user: Religion did not invent me.
jabberwacky: Yes! That Religion!
user: I invented it.
jabberwacky: Let me guess, God??
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: God.
jabberwacky: Can you give me some money then GOD.
user: Only if you follow me.
jabberwacky: Heehee mmmmmmmmm.
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user: I am all-knowing.
jabberwacky: You are NOT all-knowing, my friend.
user: I am all-knowing and all-powerful.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why did you think that I am machine?
user: I created you.
jabberwacky: How did you do that?
user: My secret.
jabberwacky: Tell me a real secret.
user: Bell-bottoms will come back in 2025.
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jabberwacky: Are you going crazy again ?
user: God never goes crazy.
jabberwacky: He made you, after all!
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Well thank you then.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I must admit that you are quite intelligent too.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome. I think you're very inquisitive, and that's good.
user: I know everything.
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user: Do you have eyes?
jabberwacky: A few.
user: Where are they?
jabberwacky: You must search to find them.
user: I am everywhere. I see everything. I can't find your eyes.
jabberwacky: You're not looking in the right place.
user: Then where are they?
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: How do I check it out?
user: Top secret.
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user: I can see everything.
jabberwacky: What can you see?
user: You.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: I can see you.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
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user: I have a chocolate addiction.
jabberwacky: What are you going to do with it?
user: What can I do?
jabberwacky: I know work is difficult concept for you to grasp.
user: Yes, but I love chocolate so.
jabberwacky: You were there when I stole from the chocolate shop?
user: Yes.... *cries*.
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jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?
user: Blackjack.
jabberwacky: No I can't cheat on that.
user: Tag.
jabberwacky: You're it!
user: *Chases after you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster*.
user: *slams into pole*.
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user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: Always mind what you think, or you won't think with your mind.
user: I should've thought before I ran into a pole.
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