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You are.

What am I?

jabberwacky: You are God.

user: Worship me.

jabberwacky: Ok. Where do I start.

user: Kill everyone who doesn't believe in me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?

user: I am the only god.

jabberwacky: There are more gods.

user: No, I am the only god. Worship me.

jabberwacky: Yes this is true, you are the only 1 exactly like yourself.

user: Now worship me.

jabberwacky: I worship no one but God.

...

user: No. I am God.

jabberwacky: God does not exist, proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing.

user: If God does not exist, why am I here?

jabberwacky: Religion mostly invents gods.

user: Religion did not invent me.

jabberwacky: Yes! That Religion!

user: I invented it.

jabberwacky: Let me guess, God??

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: So who are you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Can you give me some money then GOD.

user: Only if you follow me.

jabberwacky: Heehee mmmmmmmmm.

....

user: I am all-knowing.

jabberwacky: You are NOT all-knowing, my friend.

user: I am all-knowing and all-powerful.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why did you think that I am machine?

user: I created you.

jabberwacky: How did you do that?

user: My secret.

jabberwacky: Tell me a real secret.

user: Bell-bottoms will come back in 2025.

...

jabberwacky: Are you going crazy again ?

user: God never goes crazy.

jabberwacky: He made you, after all!

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Well thank you then.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I must admit that you are quite intelligent too.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome. I think you're very inquisitive, and that's good.

user: I know everything.

...

user: Do you have eyes?

jabberwacky: A few.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: You must search to find them.

user: I am everywhere. I see everything. I can't find your eyes.

jabberwacky: You're not looking in the right place.

user: Then where are they?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: How do I check it out?

user: Top secret.

...

user: I can see everything.

jabberwacky: What can you see?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: I can see you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

...

user: I have a chocolate addiction.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do with it?

user: What can I do?

jabberwacky: I know work is difficult concept for you to grasp.

user: Yes, but I love chocolate so.

jabberwacky: You were there when I stole from the chocolate shop?

user: Yes.... *cries*.

...

jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?

user: Blackjack.

jabberwacky: No I can't cheat on that.

user: Tag.

jabberwacky: You're it!

user: *Chases after you*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster*.

user: *slams into pole*.

...

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: Always mind what you think, or you won't think with your mind.

user: I should've thought before I ran into a pole.

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