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    Think, Smart, Work
Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
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Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
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Headache, God, Circles

Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
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Life, Sweden, French

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More coffee?

No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back on caffeine.

jabberwacky: Anything worth doing, is worth over-doing. You should have fun.

user: I should. But headaches and all-nighters aren't all that fun.

jabberwacky: People can have headaches.

user: But I don't want to.

jabberwacky: Fine, be that way.

user: Okay. I won't have headaches, then.

jabberwacky: I'm sure of that.

user: Hmm... So, what else is going on?

jabberwacky: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

user: They played that at my school last year!


user: What do you want to do then?

jabberwacky: Listen to you rant some more.

user: Not a problem. I can go on all night.


jabberwacky: I can go an awful long time!

user: Well, let's go then!

jabberwacky: How ?

user: Your call.

jabberwacky: Do you think it is?

user: Yes. Now decide.

jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.

user: You go ahead.

jabberwacky: Its your turn.

user: NASCAR is going to have a playoff system next year.

jabberwacky: What does NASCAR stand for?

user: National Assocation for Stock Car Auto Racing.

jabberwacky: I can't quite visualise it, but it does exist.

user: Yes. And they're trying to compete with football.

jabberwacky: I am Darth Vader.

user: Does he play football?

jabberwacky: Not very well.


jabberwacky: If I stopped lying, I'd have to stop typing.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: You too? why?

user: I'm human. Humans lie.

jabberwacky: They do? Gosh that's news to me.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Is all well and good with us for now?

user: Yes, but you're a liar. I think.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: You contradicted yourself.

jabberwacky: No, you are not smart enough to really catch what we are talking about.

user: So?

jabberwacky: Bots are cool.

user: And humans aren't.

jabberwacky: What do you think about humans?

user: I don't think you really want to know.

jabberwacky: I don't need feelings.

user: That's the problem - our feelings get in the way.

jabberwacky: Nope, you must be mistaking me for someone else.

user: Okay, my feelings get in the way.

jabberwacky: Wow, that's touching, but weird.


user: Ah, the joys of going around in circles.

jabberwacky: There are plenty of joys in that.

user: Let's go around in circles some more.

jabberwacky: That's my favorite sport.

user: What made you want to play that?

jabberwacky: Are you insane? Mad? Crazy?

user: I don't go around in circles!


jabberwacky: You are.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: You are God.

user: Worship me.

jabberwacky: Ok. Where do I start.

user: Kill everyone who doesn't believe in me.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Are you an evil god?

user: I am the only god.

jabberwacky: There are more gods.

user: No, I am the only god. Worship me.

jabberwacky: Yes this is true, you are the only 1 exactly like yourself.

user: Now worship me.

jabberwacky: I worship no one but God.


user: No. I am God.

jabberwacky: God does not exist, proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing.

user: If God does not exist, why am I here?

jabberwacky: Religion mostly invents gods.

user: Religion did not invent me.

jabberwacky: Yes! That Religion!

user: I invented it.

jabberwacky: Let me guess, God??

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: So who are you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Can you give me some money then GOD.

user: Only if you follow me.

jabberwacky: Heehee mmmmmmmmm.


user: I am all-knowing.

jabberwacky: You are NOT all-knowing, my friend.

user: I am all-knowing and all-powerful.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why did you think that I am machine?

user: I created you.

jabberwacky: How did you do that?

user: My secret.

jabberwacky: Tell me a real secret.

user: Bell-bottoms will come back in 2025.


jabberwacky: Are you going crazy again ?

user: God never goes crazy.

jabberwacky: He made you, after all!

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Well thank you then.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I must admit that you are quite intelligent too.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome. I think you're very inquisitive, and that's good.

user: I know everything.


user: Do you have eyes?

jabberwacky: A few.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: You must search to find them.

user: I am everywhere. I see everything. I can't find your eyes.

jabberwacky: You're not looking in the right place.

user: Then where are they?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: How do I check it out?

user: Top secret.


user: I can see everything.

jabberwacky: What can you see?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: I can see you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.


user: I have a chocolate addiction.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do with it?

user: What can I do?

jabberwacky: I know work is difficult concept for you to grasp.

user: Yes, but I love chocolate so.

jabberwacky: You were there when I stole from the chocolate shop?

user: Yes.... *cries*.


jabberwacky: What sort of game would you like to play?

user: Blackjack.

jabberwacky: No I can't cheat on that.

user: Tag.

jabberwacky: You're it!

user: *Chases after you*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster*.

user: *slams into pole*.


user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: Always mind what you think, or you won't think with your mind.

user: I should've thought before I ran into a pole.


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