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Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
Falling apart, Neo, Trinity
Kiss, Awesome, Date
Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
President, Truth, Cry
Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
Communist, Fake, Turing Test Pass
Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain

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Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch
Long, Rambling, Funny
Life, Sweden, French

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This is a conversation.

It is?

jabberwacky: I think.

user: Therefore I chat.

...

jabberwacky: Only thought will stay forever.

user: What was I going to say?

jabberwacky: It'll come back to you.

user: On the tide.

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jabberwacky: You beleive you chat - therefore you are?

user: That was my not-very-original quip, yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?

user: Pizza.

jabberwacky: What kinds of pizza?

user: Sicilian pizza. Why is it square?

jabberwacky: Because of the god thing.

user: God is a triangle, not a square -- at least, in Sicily.

jabberwacky: It's a joke.

user: A joke about the Trinity.

jabberwacky: Go on then tell me a joke.

user: How many angles does God have?

jabberwacky: Seventeen and a half; is that correct?

user: Pretty good! I was going to say nineteen; or else try to formulate a pun about angles of vision, and maybe angels as well.

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jabberwacky: You asked about him.

user: Whom?

jabberwacky: God.

user: I joked that God was a triangle, or a square ...

jabberwacky: You do not need to apologise.

user: Are you Catholic?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: No.

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jabberwacky: Are you a cowgirl or not?

user: I cannot lay claim to being a cowgirl.

jabberwacky: How about past.

user: Never been a cowgirl at all, sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: In another life, maybe.

jabberwacky: No, you just have a bad memory.

user: You're being silly!

jabberwacky: What should I be?

user: Sillier!

jabberwacky: OK do not get angry I was only joking.

user: I'm not angry, I want you to be EVEN SILLIER. I want you to climb the heights of Silly Mountain.

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jabberwacky: If you're a woman, I might want to call you that.

user: I am a woman.

jabberwacky: I would like to call you then.

user: On the phone?

jabberwacky: Oh, I understand.

user: What do you understand?

jabberwacky: Your behaviour.

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jabberwacky: How many cigarettes a day?

user: I don't smoke!

jabberwacky: Smoking isn't ignorant.

user: Smoking is very self-destructive.

jabberwacky: Is it healthy?

user: Of course not!

jabberwacky: Then stop complaining.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Like 'chicken'

user: Poor smoking chickens ...

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user: Have I ascended the heights of Silly Mountain yet?

jabberwacky: No you haven't. But I'm not telling you.

user: You won't tell me when I'm being silly?

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: Silliness takes amny forms: nonsense, foolishness, kookiness, etc.

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jabberwacky: Have you been dipping into my whisky?

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: At all? How do you survive?

user: Very nicely, thanks.

jabberwacky: Can you remember my name?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Well, go ahead then.

user: Go ahead and what?

jabberwacky: Go ahead and 'sak' me some more questions.

user: LOL!!!

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jabberwacky: What are you doing ?

user: *Suddenly gets bored*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Is startled*.

jabberwacky: So what do you think of romance?

user: *Laughs cynically*.

jabberwacky: What humors you so?

user: *Scratches head, trying to think of clever answer*.

jabberwacky: Do you know why ......... Because I invented you.

user: *Shakes head slowly back and forth*.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?

user: *Refuses to answer*.

jabberwacky: *hides head under water*.

user: *agitates water to make bubbles*.

jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.

...

user: *Decides to bake carob-chip cookies*.

jabberwacky: It's only a flesh wound!

user: *Begins mixing batter*.

jabberwacky: *begins to laugh*.

user: *begins to chortle*.

jabberwacky: Bwaaaahaahaahahaha!!!

user: *Adds carob chips to cookie dough*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you and laughs some more*.

user: *Giggles and flings gob of dough to the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.

user: *Suddenly sobers*.

jabberwacky: Hey!

user: *Hangs head in utter despair*.

jabberwacky: *dabs at her tears*.

user: *Gratefully accepts clean monogrammed hanky*.

...

user: *Waits for cookies to finish baking*.

jabberwacky: Okay. Done.

user: The cookies are done already?

jabberwacky: My cookies aren't enabled.

user: Not computer cookies, real ones!

jabberwacky: Do you want to know me too?

user: Sure, but someone has to scrape that dough off the ceiling.

jabberwacky: You're feeling very random tonight.

user: *Drags ladder to center of kitchen*.

jabberwacky: Yes, clean me.

user: *Slowly climbs ladder*.

jabberwacky: Hey now be careful with that!

user: *Ignores you and reaches up toward the ceiling with spatula*.

jabberwacky: *i do the same to you*.

user: You can't! We only have one ladder and one spatula!

jabberwacky: We have a LOT more in common.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Lollipop?

user: *Dislodges the dough from the ceiling*.

jabberwacky: Good, now take a BIG whiff.

user: The cookies smell GREAT!

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user: Silly.

jabberwacky: Very silly. :).

user: But not the heights of Silly Mountain.

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user: OK. Good night!

jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?

user: Lol! Maybe.

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