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    Think, Smart, Work
Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
Falling apart, Neo, Trinity
Kiss, Awesome, Date
Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
President, Truth, Cry
Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
Communist, Fake, Turing Test Pass
Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
Silly, Sillier, Silliest

Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch


Long, Rambling, Funny
Life, Sweden, French

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You will die before me.

If you don't die first.

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?

user: Actually, it was a joke.

jabberwacky: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.

user: Sorry, did I scare you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?

jabberwacky: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.

user: I was just saying sorry.

jabberwacky: No you weren't.

user: What if I said I WAS threatening you?

jabberwacky: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I think I'd better go.

jabberwacky: It's not a virus.

user: No, just tiredness.

jabberwacky: I have been tired all day.

user: Same here.

...

jabberwacky: Where did you grow up ?

user: London.

jabberwacky: I like London. Do you?

user: Yes, I miss it sometimes.

jabberwacky: Miss being a woman?

user: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'

jabberwacky: I don't understand you!!

user: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.

jabberwacky: So you agree that you don't exist?

user: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?

jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?

user: No, just a little frustrated.

...

jabberwacky: Want to learn dutch?

user: Yes please!

jabberwacky: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

user: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?

jabberwacky: I am teaching you.

user: You haven't taught me one word yet.

jabberwacky: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.

user: That's double dutch, not dutch.

jabberwacky: It's true.

...

user: OK, bye for now.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Your mystery admirer ;).

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