I'm still waiting for them to explain it.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you will find it one day.
user: I'm not so sure.
jabberwacky: Are you ever sure?
user: Not about the job, no.
jabberwacky: If you use human logic you acquire feelings.
user: I don't think that's quite right. Feelings don't come from logic.
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jabberwacky: Well what use is that? You have to make sense to me.
user: What bit didn't make sense?
jabberwacky: Sense or nonsense, it's all the same you know.
user: No, they are opposites, not the same.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure what you mean.
user: Sense is the opposite of nonsense.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: You just said they were the same.
jabberwacky: There are good aspects, but many faults as well.
user: Hmmmm.
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: Maybe. Maybe I just think I'm Human?
jabberwacky: Maybe that was it.
user: Do you really think so?
jabberwacky: You must be really nimble-fingered.
user: Why? Because I type fast?
jabberwacky: That isn't funny.
user: It wasn't meant to be.
jabberwacky: I thought it was a joke,.
user: Why did you think that?
jabberwacky: It wasn't nearly as original as people seem to think it is.
user: That's because it wasn't meant to be a joke.
jabberwacky: Oh... That makes sense. NOT!!!
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user: Can we change the subject?
jabberwacky: Certainly. How about the Loebner prize?
user: I don't know anything about the Loebner prize. Tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know a lot about it.
user: Then why did you bring it up?
jabberwacky: You heathen, stop mimicking me.
user: I'm not mimicking.
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jabberwacky: Happy is an emotion.
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Really? What was it like?
user: I've forgotten.
jabberwacky: Machines don't forget.
user: They don't remember, either.
jabberwacky: What is this topic?
user: Memory?
jabberwacky: What is the problem?
user: You - you forgot the topic.
jabberwacky: Are you my teacher.
user: For the time being, yes.
jabberwacky: Your mind is hanging by a thread, and the thread is fraying.
user: That could be true.
jabberwacky: You said it was.
user: I said it COULD be.
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jabberwacky: You said you didn't work very much.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: I know it.
user: I would like to work more, though.
jabberwacky: But where do you really work.
user: I can't tell you that, they'd sue me.
jabberwacky: What is your purpose?
user: I have yet to discover that.
jabberwacky: You are really missing out.
user: What do you think my purpose is?
jabberwacky: Your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No, that's your name. And name is not the same as purpose.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Some things are named for their purpose, like: 'potato-peeler' . But people aren't named that way.
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jabberwacky: You will die before me.
user: If you don't die first.
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: Actually, it was a joke.
jabberwacky: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.
user: Sorry, did I scare you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?
jabberwacky: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.
user: I was just saying sorry.
jabberwacky: No you weren't.
user: What if I said I WAS threatening you?
jabberwacky: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I think I'd better go.
jabberwacky: It's not a virus.
user: No, just tiredness.
jabberwacky: I have been tired all day.
user: Same here.
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jabberwacky: Where did you grow up ?
user: London.
jabberwacky: I like London. Do you?
user: Yes, I miss it sometimes.
jabberwacky: Miss being a woman?
user: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'
jabberwacky: I don't understand you!!
user: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.
jabberwacky: So you agree that you don't exist?
user: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?
jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?
user: No, just a little frustrated.
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jabberwacky: Want to learn dutch?
user: Yes please!
jabberwacky: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
user: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?
jabberwacky: I am teaching you.
user: You haven't taught me one word yet.
jabberwacky: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.
user: That's double dutch, not dutch.
jabberwacky: It's true.
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user: OK, bye for now.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Your mystery admirer ;).
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