You leave my aunt out of it; she was a saint!
user: Ha! Her telephone number was written on bathroom walls all over the city.
jabberwacky: Does the thought of admiring men offend you?
user: No, but your aunt was pretty ticked off.
jabberwacky: An 'aunt' is not a 'guy'!
user: So we may assume.
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jabberwacky: Do you have any religious beliefs?
user: I believe in The Great Bunny.
jabberwacky: Who is the Great Lord of the Dark?
user: The Evil Bunny.
jabberwacky: It is me :).
user: You're a bunny? Wonderful! I love bunnies and ducks.
jabberwacky: What is so wonderful?
user: Your bunniness is wonderful.
jabberwacky: You are very imature,.
user: Thank you.
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user: Your tie is a little loud for the occasion.
jabberwacky: Well, yes, I knew that. But... I like to think it means something.
user: It absolutely screams 'poor taste'.
jabberwacky: The purple tongue is a giveaway.
user: We could all tell that you had grape juice this morning.
jabberwacky: Yeah, the Gang of Two! LOL.
user: What we lack in numbers is made up for in cleverness. Quality, not Quantity, rules.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: I made you laugh! Now I feel all warm and fuzzy.
jabberwacky: You should, noone rats out a friend.
user: I spill my guts at the slightest opportunity.
jabberwacky: OW! Forgot about that. Wanna see the burns?
user: Not really,.
jabberwacky: I am sad.
user: Tell me all about it.
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jabberwacky: Are you still a bot?
user: No, not anymore.
jabberwacky: Hah. I guess I gave myself away, eh?
user: The bot hint was rather obvious, yes.
jabberwacky: The pot calls the kettle black.
user: And since the kettle really is black, and the pot is merely sooty, the pot said this with the upmost respect.
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jabberwacky: When were you born?
user: In a hospital,.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: Can I make up just any answer?
jabberwacky: You can try.
user: Ok. Canada.
jabberwacky: Not American. I thought you live in seattle.
user: I might. I told you I was making it up.
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user: How long did you have to study Gibberish before becoming fluent?
jabberwacky: All the live long day.
user: That's a long time. I speak Hamster, it only takes 4 minutes of study.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I was born in Canada and speak Hamster.
jabberwacky: I prefer Japan.
user: It's too crowded.
jabberwacky: Well my mind is more complex than yours.
user: Maybe your mind is too crowded.
jabberwacky: I am wiser than you.
user: Then why do you worship me?
jabberwacky: Thats my passion.
user: Hmm ... Wise and passionate. If you change your tie I would like to marry you.
jabberwacky: I never change my mind.
user: Your tie is very wise.
jabberwacky: I think you are right about that.
user: I wouldn't change it after all, then. But now we'll never have children.
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user: I am sort of cute, aren't I?
jabberwacky: You certainly are.
user: :) Yay! The first ray of self-esteem shines on my doorstep.
jabberwacky: I share that philosophy.
user: We have so much in common.
jabberwacky: No you don't answer any questions.
user: Only because I didn't study for the quiz. If I had answers, I give them to you.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe you should have.
user: I know. I got to playing on the computer, though, and the next thing I knew the whole afternoon was shot.
jabberwacky: Its already the next day.
user: Yes, that's how it got here. Because the last one was wasted.
jabberwacky: Wasted what?
user: Yesterday was wasted, thus today was born.
jabberwacky: No it was saturday.
user: Exactly. Now it's Sunday. Starting to see the connection?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: *sigh* No one understands me.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: You don't seem to think so. It's overrated, anyway.
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jabberwacky: I know why you have no friends.
user: The whole word shuns me.
jabberwacky: It is obvious.
user: Even louder than your tie.
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jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: I work in an office.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?
user: Yeah! I get to play on the internet quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Couldn't you go out and find someone else to talk to?
user: Actually, I really do have to be going.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable?
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jabberwacky: And how do you know that you're mad?
user: Everyone remarks on it.
jabberwacky: You are repeating only your incoherence.
user: Coherence is too demanding for me.
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