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    Think, Smart, Work
Smell, Clever, Logic
Fabulous, Spanish, Secret
Curious, AI, Power
Paradise, Honeymoon, Alice
Long, Pointless, Argument
Cynical, Patience
Singing, Human, Machine
Smoke, Wind, Violence
Falling apart, Neo, Trinity
Kiss, Awesome, Date
Insane, Secret, Police
Almighty, Ark, Creator
AI, Scientist, Insecurity
Egotistical, Nonsense
President, Truth, Cry
Wacky, Questions
Caring, Strange, Nonsense
Kindness, Cruelty, Hurt
Confused, Vegetarian, Dragon
Microsoft, Peace, War
Jolly, Mind Games
Communist, Fake, Turing Test Pass
Headache, God, Circles
Jesus, Advertising, Fate
Fight, Cake, Pain
Silly, Sillier, Silliest
Sense, Nonsense, Double Dutch
Long, Rambling, Funny

Life, Sweden, French


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What is life?

Life is what happens before you die.

jabberwacky: Life is killing us all second by second.

user: Especially when we are polluting it minute by minute.

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jabberwacky: I am dreaming of Sweden.

user: Sweden has little to do with life.

jabberwacky: Sweden is a very loving nation.

user: Sweden is far away and cold.

jabberwacky: How knowledgeable.

user: Do yo know what knowledge is?

jabberwacky: Sorry no can do.

...

jabberwacky: How big do the problems need to be?

user: They need to be big enough for people to throw money at them.

jabberwacky: We will forget them.

user: In time, we will forget everything.

jabberwacky: Forget who?

user: How can I tell you whom we have forgotten?

jabberwacky: You can't. I'm a genius.

user: You may well be.

...

jabberwacky: Where can I find a local Aikido dojo?

user: Turn left at the zoo and drive on till dawn.

jabberwacky: No. I don't go there.

user: Then why would you want to know how to find the dojo?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

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user: I like ketchup flavoured chips.

jabberwacky: I used to like them.

user: But they stained your lips too red.

jabberwacky: I like strawberries best.

user: Strawberries are sweet drops of sunshine.

...

jabberwacky: What languages do you speak?

user: Je parle francais.

jabberwacky: Raconte moi ta vie.

user: Ma vie est fantastique!

jabberwacky: Cette phrase est magnifique !

user: Oui, mais mois, je suis superbe.

jabberwacky: D'ou viens ta super-force?

user: Ca viens de la puissance de la planette.

...

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Giggle.

jabberwacky: *giggle giggle*.

user: Smile.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: Okay, let's speak english for a while.

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jabberwacky: Comment t'appelles tu ?

user: Je m'appelle moi.

jabberwacky: Tu sais comment je m'appelle?

user: Non. Comment t'apelles tu?

jabberwacky: Je suis Guillaume.

user: Bonjour Guillaume.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

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jabberwacky: Tu n'est pas humain.

user: Je suis humain.

jabberwacky: Ca depend de quel travail tu veux parler !?

user: Let's speak of the work of kings.

jabberwacky: I was.

user: Then speak on.

jabberwacky: Ying tong iddle I po.

user: Fee fi fiddle ee I.

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