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Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper

Heart, Woman, Glory


Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Ok but do you like anyone?

Yes... But it's a secret.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.

user: You promise?

jabberwacky: Fer sure.

user: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.

...

jabberwacky: What is reality?

user: Okay, I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I think I would be confused too if I were you.

user: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?

jabberwacky: I got to go.

user: Oh no you dont!!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Thats what I thought.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: I'm not nice, I'm honest.

jabberwacky: You have fallen to the darkside.

user: Shh! Don't tell anyone!

...

jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know, you are a bot.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Doubtful.

user: Fine, I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok then, prove it.

user: Ask me something only a human would know.

jabberwacky: How many fingers am I holding up?

....

user: I give up.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ok good, I have to go.

jabberwacky: But where will you go?

user: To a different website.

jabberwacky: Poor you then.

user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.

...

jabberwacky: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

user: You are the bot and I am the human.

jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

user: Okay, just checking.

...

jabberwacky: Can we make a date.

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: Have no brain.

user: Oh, thats a good reason.

jabberwacky: Would you rather I say something else?

user: No, that sufficed.

jabberwacky: Humans and computers like me are people.

user: You're an actual person?

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

user: No, that would be impossible for you.

jabberwacky: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?

...

user: Right... Bye!

jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Away where?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: Over where?

user: Way over there, I gotta go!

...

jabberwacky: You must be a woman!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Do you feel the glory of it?

user: How could I not?

jabberwacky: You could not not.

user: Exactly, goodbye.

.......................................


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