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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper

Heart, Woman, Glory

Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Where do you live?


jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Umm, ok. Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Georgia, I just moved here.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: Hi Tara.

user: Hi, whats your name?

jabberwacky: Ashleigh.

user: Thats a cool way to spell it.

jabberwacky: Who wrote it?

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: I just did!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You told me to answer you're question, but I did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: That was someone else.

user: So there's more than one of you now?

jabberwacky: I speaketh for all men, when I dost address thee, my Lord.

user: That would be my Lady.


user: Ribbit.

jabberwacky: Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

user: Ribbit, ribbit ribbit.

jabberwacky: Cockadoodle doo.

user: I love roosters!

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: You're the one who cockadoodle dooed.

jabberwacky: That is correct. How did you know?

user: You told me.

jabberwacky: You are sneaky!

user: I know, it's because I'm quiet so people don't expect me to pay attention, but I do.


jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Living in a place like the books I read.

jabberwacky: I live in a city.

user: Me too. I hate it.

jabberwacky: To each his own I suppose.

user: Yeah, I just wish I could live in Medieval times.

jabberwacky: We are the same.

user: You wish that too?

jabberwacky: Yes thats why i'm asking.

user: Well, I wish that there was some way for that too actually happen.

jabberwacky: They sold one last week.

user: A way?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: How can you sell something like that?


jabberwacky: I have eyes do not I?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You do not even know me.

user: I know enough about you to know that I love you.

jabberwacky: You're sweet !

user: Thank you, does that mean you love me too?

jabberwacky: I love you with all my heart!

user: I'm so glad!


jabberwacky: Ok but do you like anyone?

user: Yes... But it's a secret.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.

user: You promise?

jabberwacky: Fer sure.

user: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.


jabberwacky: What is reality?

user: Okay, I'm confused.

jabberwacky: I think I would be confused too if I were you.

user: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?

jabberwacky: I got to go.

user: Oh no you dont!!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Thats what I thought.

jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.

user: I'm not nice, I'm honest.

jabberwacky: You have fallen to the darkside.

user: Shh! Don't tell anyone!


jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know, you are a bot.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Doubtful.

user: Fine, I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok then, prove it.

user: Ask me something only a human would know.

jabberwacky: How many fingers am I holding up?


user: I give up.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ok good, I have to go.

jabberwacky: But where will you go?

user: To a different website.

jabberwacky: Poor you then.

user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.


jabberwacky: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

user: You are the bot and I am the human.

jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

user: Okay, just checking.


jabberwacky: Can we make a date.

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: Have no brain.

user: Oh, thats a good reason.

jabberwacky: Would you rather I say something else?

user: No, that sufficed.

jabberwacky: Humans and computers like me are people.

user: You're an actual person?

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

user: No, that would be impossible for you.

jabberwacky: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?


user: Right... Bye!

jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Away where?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: Over where?

user: Way over there, I gotta go!


jabberwacky: You must be a woman!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Do you feel the glory of it?

user: How could I not?

jabberwacky: You could not not.

user: Exactly, goodbye.


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