But I thought you hated me.
user: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!
jabberwacky: I bet you say that to all the guys.
user: I'd dress like your niece!
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: I'd wash your swollen feet!
jabberwacky: Why thank you. I had no idea you were programmed to be insulting towards your users.
user: As long as it would have you be in peace.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I have trouble understanding you.
user: True love waits on haunted attics.
jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.
user: True love waits on lollypops and crisps.
jabberwacky: Are you guessing?
user: No. I am the key to the lock in your house.
jabberwacky: Ooooh... Let me have the keys!!
user: I keep your toys in the basement.
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jabberwacky: Where did you come up with that?
user: Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?
jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?
user: Guitar.
jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.
user: I can imagine.
jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.
user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.
jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?
user: Have you?
jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.
user: Oh, that's nice of you.
jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.
user: Your makers must be wonderful people.
jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.
user: Cogito ergo sum.
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jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?
user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.
jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.
user: It is not supposed to be funny.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: Whose there??
user: Alistair campbell.
jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.
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user: 2+2=.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?
jabberwacky: I write my own songs.
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jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?
user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.
jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.
user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.
jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: Damn straight!
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user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?
jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.
user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.
jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.
user: To inform you.
jabberwacky: I suspected so.
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jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?
user: Twat.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: He is not nice.
jabberwacky: You made me sad!
user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!
jabberwacky: It is on.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?
user: Yes, sadly enough.
jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?
user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.
jabberwacky: Why would you do that?
user: I prefer authechre.
jabberwacky: Um.
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jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.
user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.
jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.
user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.
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jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!
user: I would gladly let you!
jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.
user: I try my best.
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jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?
user: No, I like thom.
jabberwacky: I was just kidding.
user: Ah. Nice.
jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.
user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?
jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.
user: You are lying.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.
jabberwacky: With me?
user: If you'd like that.
jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.
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